Assistant: Style or a simple haircut?
Customer: A haircut please but square not round.
(Pause)
Assistant: What do you think of present times?
Customer: Terrible. Where will it lead to?
Assistant: The hooligans are going to cut each other’s throats and we'll get the worst of it whoever wins, whether the Communists or the Nazis. They're as bad as each other.
Customer: Perhaps you're right. I can't understand politics.
Assistant: I'm glad I've got a job and am making ends meet. As for the rest, all I want is to live in peace.
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