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Anonymous 19-06-25 18:58:32 No.680057[Reply]

I don't browse here as much as I used to because you are all a bunch of broke bitches, but I'm just here to brag about how much better my life is than you brokies. First of all, I'm typing this on my new 512GB, M4, 13-inch midnight Macbook Air, which is powered by my 128GB Black titanium iPhone 16 Pro acting as a hotspot, and accompanied by my 128GB silver iPad as a second monitor. Before one of you degenerates denigrates my decision to not purchase the 15 inch variant, I opted for a smaller device to accommodate my upcoming year-long sabbatical across the world. During which I will travel through most of Western Europe by train, take a ferry to North Africa, travel back to Southern Europe, and ultimately fly to the Stans. Where I will then travel through China until I reach Southeast Asia. While you broke bitches toil at work, I will be living a life you can only dream of. A life worthy of a book. You can have your Dasha and questionably aged Japanese cartoon goonerbait, I will be partaking in the finer things the world has to offer.

Regardless, I will not be monitoring this thread as I have better, more sophisticated places to be. Communism will win.

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Anonymous 19-06-25 18:59:59 No.680059

kill yourself

Anonymous 19-06-25 19:02:16 No.680062

I also forgot to mention that as a precursor to this trip, I will go on a weeklong psychedelic experience in Latin America. While you're toiling over spreadsheets, I will be discovering the innerworkings of my mind. I will know what its like to live as a free man.

Anonymous 19-06-25 19:07:55 No.680065

Also I will be sure to go on Marxist rants at every hostel bar I stop through (I still enjoy hostels for their social ambiance despite being able to afford real hotels)

Anonymous 19-06-25 19:38:23 No.680085

Kill yourself you fucking child molester

Anonymous 19-06-25 20:11:04 No.680103

you fucking pedophile commit suicide

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Anonymous 19-06-25 14:51:54 No.679968[Reply]

I am straight,
A friend of mine has taken to calling me Little Lion (my name is Leo)
and its making me want to be around him constantly
how do i make this stop?

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Anonymous 19-06-25 16:18:22 No.679999

>>679968
>>>/lgbt/

Anonymous 19-06-25 16:22:21 No.680001

Why do you want it to stop?

Anonymous 19-06-25 16:27:28 No.680004

>>679969
That's not a straight thought.

Anonymous 19-06-25 19:19:06 No.680068

>>679968
Do u stop wanting to be around him when he stop calling you that?

Anonymous 19-06-25 19:29:37 No.680077

>>679969
Gayoids try not to make passes/convert straight friends. Actually impossible

Anonymous 18-06-25 22:41:04 No.679848[Reply]

Need a "REAL ID" just to get on a domestic flight to another state. Every fucking appointment with the DMV is fucking booked day after day. Takes a month to get a passport. I just want to fucking leave my shithole house and town and fucking go somewhere jesus fucking christ, is that too much to ask. Can't a dude just drop off the face of the earth and be found as John Doe #99 off some empty highway anymore?
Ted K was an anti-leftist retard but I'm becoming a luddite

Anonymous 18-06-25 23:25:13 No.679857

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajJ0CCLOvPw

Anonymous 19-06-25 00:23:15 No.679865

>>679848
This is by design.
Inconvenience proles as much as possible.

Anonymous 19-06-25 03:03:15 No.679892

>>679848
When it comes to flying, chances are not be wasted .
Airlines are stressful but they have a more safe and clean record than bussing.

Also, in most other government places around the world used to have to do appointment even long before COVID

But I know how you feel.
This is why people should familiarise themselves with their local geography so they can know how to disappear if need be

Anonymous 19-06-25 06:03:21 No.679910

he was not a Luddite

Anonymous 19-06-25 19:00:03 No.680060

>>679865
Your states fault for not implementing it when they had nearly two decades of notice

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Anonymous 17-06-25 01:44:42 No.679202[Reply]

NEW TREND THAT IS TAKING THE INTERNET BY STORM : PLANTQUOTING

we all know that when someone posts something silly or offensive, we can just quote what they said and post a soy wojak picture to express our disagreement and dislike, however, but what if we are to find in agreement with what he or she say? thats why im coming up with this new trend that i call plantquoting to solve this issue that many face, so you can quote someone with a picture of a plant of your choosing and they will instantly know you liked what they said, and this trend is already taking the internet by storm with many people already doing it

example
john : i enjoy dark soulds
phillipe, who agrees : >i enjoy dark soulds *pic related*

frequently asked questions
1 can i use a vegetable picture or tree picture
answer no vegetables are not plants it would miss the point completely, and the user would be confused as to the meaning. trees are allowed

2 who created this trend
answer i did my names philippe i am also the creater of many other trends that you may have seen such as the plant eating challenge on tiktok

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Glowing rapefiend 18-06-25 01:08:55 No.679598

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>>679202
oooohhh let me try
>im going to rape your ass, also i smell like shit btw
picrel

Glowing rapefiend 18-06-25 01:58:13 No.679610

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>>679586
>plantquoting meme is going viral

Anonymous 18-06-25 18:00:42 No.679761

>>679217
Plants use purely chemical signals for communication

Anonymous 19-06-25 15:47:28 No.679995

>>679597
this board has as much whimsy as bluesky

Anonymous 19-06-25 18:46:19 No.680046

kill yourself uyghur

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Anonymous 19-06-25 17:13:32 No.680017[Reply]

As a virulently hateful racist, happy juneteenth siberia
You will get your freedom one day from the USA

Anonymous 19-06-25 17:14:50 No.680018

At least I got the day off. Paid day off too

Anonymous 19-06-25 17:18:53 No.680019

Happy Juneteenth

Anonymous 19-06-25 17:19:41 No.680020

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>>680018
>>680019
happy juneteenth brothers

Anonymous 19-06-25 18:04:51 No.680037

this is the animal that we elected…

Anonymous 19-06-25 18:38:14 No.680041

>>680037
shut up uyghur

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Anonymous 19-06-25 07:36:34 No.679927[Reply]

>this is why chuds want fascism, so they can go back to this

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Anonymous 19-06-25 15:34:57 No.679992

>>679988
My parents made $50k combined in the 90s and we could afford a movie or two a week. Jesus Christ does it take everyone to grow up on the street to be communists?

Glownonymous 19-06-25 15:36:45 No.679993

>>679992
>does it take everyone to grow up on the street to be communists?
No, you can also study class struggle scientifically.

Anonymous 19-06-25 16:32:03 No.680005

conservatism fell off so hard lmao imagine some 19th century conservative whose fought in a war or two for what they considered god and country and all the discipline and sacrifice that comes with that talking to a modern first world conservative built like asmongold bitching abt video game booba and le blue hair women.

Anonymous 19-06-25 16:43:04 No.680008

>>680005
19c conservatism was simping for monarchism

Anonymous 19-06-25 17:13:24 No.680016

>>680005
Video game booba is better than god and country

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Anonymous 18-06-25 16:34:52 No.679727[Reply]

I wish I could have been born an Arthurian knight going on adventures and fighting for the favours of fine ladies.

Anonymous 18-06-25 16:35:59 No.679728

Do those favours include sexo?

Anonymous 18-06-25 16:44:55 No.679734

>>679728
Yes.

Anonymous 19-06-25 16:43:58 No.680009

>>679727
same except I wanna be Astolfo

Anonymous 19-06-25 16:44:22 No.680010

eurocommunist above me

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Anonymous 19-06-25 11:48:14 No.679946[Reply]

Yes, I want to be in a parasocial relationship with a LLM.
Yes, I want a LLM to be my therapist.
Yes, I want a LLM to be my lover.

Anonymous 19-06-25 12:16:53 No.679949

i wouldnt mind it butyou can always tell its a robot. plus they forget things 3 sentences in

Anonymous 19-06-25 12:21:24 No.679950

There needs to be a cute anime avatar that also speaks the words to me.

Anonymous 19-06-25 13:50:45 No.679962

>>679950
That would fix me.

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Anonymous 17-06-25 16:43:10 No.679413[Reply]

what is ur dream?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!
mine is to play videogames and crank it all day without ever having to work

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Anonymous 19-06-25 01:42:33 No.679876

I want to have a decent enough job so that I can smoke weed every day after and play games

Anonymous 19-06-25 02:10:09 No.679877

I guess to be someone that is loved and can feel again.

Anonymous 19-06-25 05:56:01 No.679906

💩💩💩💩💩💩
💩 >>679873 💩
💩💩💩💩💩💩
what about it

Anonymous 19-06-25 12:05:12 No.679948

>>679731
Parents who rewarded being "smart" when I was growing up, always feeling like being able to have conversations and listen and be empathetic is only smart adjacent and lying to myself. Seeing and meeting people who are much smarter and more gifted than me. Lots of experiences with academic failure. Major ego issues and not enough meditation and psychedelics. Keeping up with the joneses. Living in the US and Seeing people make money from their intelligence. Seeing intelligence as a trade off for mental illness but realizing that people without mental illness have things objectively better full stop.

Wanting to be appreciated for having made a difference/being kind is built into us with a brain that rewards us for altruism no?

I still dont think this is a complete answer, I wish I could dig deeper and get to the pith.

Anonymous 19-06-25 12:43:15 No.679951

>>679873
Who doesn't on this site? For a place concerned with political rationality we sure do love our instantaneous zero-sum pleasures and beguile ourselves to seek it endlessly

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Anonymous 17-06-25 13:53:04 No.679347[Reply]

theres no bond stronger than the one between two henchmen committing evil and one says 'i could do this all day…' to the other

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Anonymous 17-06-25 15:46:35 No.679378

>>679361
https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/bonus-go-team-venture-feat-doc-hammer-jackson-publick
oh wow. this is gonna be my first time listening to chapo

Anonymous 17-06-25 15:52:51 No.679382

>>679353
Hi mr Edward Gibbon

Anonymous 17-06-25 18:25:31 No.679489

>>679361
Chapo? Isn't that that podcast that's Thiel buxxed and Zionist?

Anonymous 17-06-25 22:30:54 No.679542

>>679489
no that's Red Scare

James 19-06-25 10:57:38 No.679937

I find my self doing both henchmen voices some times. I love that show.
HENCH4LIFE

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