hypothetic question Anonymous 2021-12-31 (Fri) 17:08:28 No. 200075 [Reply] >be Iran >america has had enough and is going to invade over a false flag >coalition forces are about to gather on the border in approximately 3 months, for now, the biggest concern is more sanctions with almost every country in the UN, a full blockade of the Hormuz canal, F-35 jets making a flyby on your ports from Abu Dhabi to destroy your naval fleets >the nuclear project isn't done yet, the national army is in disarray, the minister of defense shot himself in his office, with all the high-ranking officers believing it's ogre. >now the mullah of Iran is looking at (you), a random literally who from leftypol to seek advice, on the condition that if successful in surviving the invasion or if you're ambitious, repelling the enemy away, they'll adopt any ideology you wish to implement, as the state ideology of Iran. >what would you do? 15 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.
Anonymous 2022-01-08 (Sat) 14:02:15 No. 203168
I Poison every water supply, raze every town to rubble, I go full scorched earth. Burn as much oil, gas, coal as possible to the point where climate change is most likely caused by me, completely level Israel to that of the grand canyon, there you go, no one gets the holy land, blow up all radios and electrics in the country to stop the CIA from spying on us, divide my soldiers as separate guerilla groups, Strap soldiers with explosives and have them fake surrender, then blow themselves up, have soldiers bury themselves in the sand just to surprise the mutts with bayonets, Fire on medics, fire on civilians, fire on the red cross, execute every P.O.W I somehow manage to capture by beheading them with katanas and scimitars, and broadcast it live on air, then dump the bodies in the open for them to see, capture any non-American soldiers who joined the coalition and make them either join us, or force them to march naked through the deserts twice that of Bataan, booby trap bridges, oil derricks, and roads. Conscript civilians at gunpoint and use them as human shields. hang them on the outskirts if they refuse, Disperse soldiers into the desert, and have them blend in with any towns, Viet Cong style, massacre any towns that refuse to cooperate absolutely. bombard the enemy with dead human bodies to infect them, Use chemical weapons on everybody, manufacture them if not available. Use any aircraft I had or captured as kamikaze zeros, then I crash those planes 9/11 style into US outposts, raid US convoys and camps at night, make a whole cult out of this war, the cult that if Iran was lost to America, other Middle East countries are next, maybe even leak any information that proves this.
I doubt I would win, but the brutality of this war will lessen America's will to ever again involve itself in the Middle East, or anywhere else, I'll fight burger autism with autism.
Anonymous 2022-01-08 (Sat) 14:21:47 No. 203173
Nuke Pissrahell 100 times if Amerimutts invade
Anonymous 2022-01-08 (Sat) 14:29:16 No. 203177
Why would they even invade? The Iranian theocrazy is fucked because shia islam is dying there. The insane mullahs are the only thing keeping them outside the american sphere of an nfluence.
Anonymous 2022-01-08 (Sat) 16:36:52 No. 203221
most based post to have ever been posted