it's such bullshit, for us humans taking a lQ test takes 30 minutes and you have to solve shitty math questions like "rotate this cubicle in your head 90 degrees to the left now how it done look like?" and finish sentences and enter the capital of Wyoming into the empty field and in the end you get some disappointing result like "you are 105 lQ points, goodbye" but for dolphins they do the tests for THEM.
>here, Mr. Dolphin, lemme throw these tunas 90 degree to the left and let's see if you can catch them!
Yup, he caught it, that's +5 lQ points right there!
>please clap your fins, Mr. Dolphin, if you want another tuna and know that the capital of Romania is Bukarest
Yup, he clapped, that's another +5 lQ points.
Seriously, if they did the lQ tests on us like they do it on dolphins we would be so much intelligent in the end. Imagine being fed your favorite food and then they give you good boy points.
Man, I wish I could have sex with a dolphin.
7 posts and 2 image replies omitted.>>612111>>612108The main limitation to unlocking the dolphinoid intelligence potential is their oceanic environment that hinders them from using tools of any sort. Without proper monke limbs to interact with the environment and shape it to your needs you will never become monke tier intelligent.
Also, dolphins lack delicious parasites that can be groomed off via social bonding, plus they lack complex hunting skills, further decreasing social intelligence.
it's a dumb sushi