Friendly reminder that no harm committed against a landlord is impermissible.
In fact the suffering of landlords is directly correlated with the goodness and kindness of the universe. I wish that landlords were a race so that we could be racist to them and genocide them for thousands of years.
I wish that landlords were a race so that we could breed them like cattle to make more landlord victims. We could create a wide variety of wholesome and ecologically friendly landlord animal products, leak shoe polish and wagon wheel grease, from landlord fat and skin. Landlord bones will adorn the house decor of every good working woman and working man and working enby and working children will play whimsical and educational games with the teeth and craniums of landlord slaves. We need nazoid/unit 731 tier research into how the mind of the landlord works, but actually effective and scientifically validate. So that we can unravel and painstakingly catalogue the most effective and most artistically fulfilling ways to inflict suffering on every wretched organism of the landlord race.
After 400 years we need to give landlords rights and suck each other off about how good we are. Of course we keep them ghettoized and poison their water and destroy their gross landlord communities while anti-landlord cops fetch their landlord spawn and rape them and give them syphilis. When they go insane (uh oh looks like you did an oopsie you lil landlord) we need to institutionalize them in psych wards and take out random parts of their brains and overdose them with LSD and scopolamine (you know for the research) and then throw them back out on the street and tell them their neighbors are demons and they need to get a gun to defend themselves from rape.
Then moderate normal people (people of work-pow) will point how violent and landlordy they are acting and how even though we are kind and civilized people of work, we need to clean up the streets, and we will be applauded for our restraint, including from our mind washed landlord pets. Then we get the landlords hooked on weird landlord drugs from the cop-istan colonies, and apply a healthy dose of lead to mix things up a bit and get the landlords all nice and thuggish and landlordy whenever we fix a landlord den or improve a landlord family. Then we jail every second landlord daddy, so they can slave progressive style, making chic designer jeans for conscious brands (network of freely associating Post too long. Click here to view the full text.