/siberia/ - Off-topic

It's over.

Game idea: reverse centipede
Required items: dildo (or solid frozen turnd), and lubricant

Two players each stick one half of a dildo in their ass, making the dildo connecting the two players, and the goal of the game is one player to shit their portion of the dildo into the other players anus.

What do you guys think?

Em este hilo falamos em portuñol.
O portuñol não teñer que ser uma mescla exacta, usted póde tomar caracteristicas de as dos lenguas livremente e há de haber alguma cosa que se póda entender.

>I am in fact a Hobbit in all but size. I like gardens, trees, and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humour (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome); I go to bed late and get up late (when possible). I do not travel much.

are you a hobbit?

is virtual reality the future
and do you have vr goggles? Would u recommend? I'm thinking about buying one

>mfw I realize sex doesn‘t exist and was a massive psyop by chad and stacey to trick ordinary men into believing they lacked something that doesn‘t exist
>mfw my mommy was right and it‘s the stork that brings the babies
Women don‘t exist either. It‘s all just guys with high pitched voices. The problem never existed

not sure if this belongs here but:

Was the Russian empire doomed the second it failed to secure any colonies in the global south? Is there a way they could have been militarily competitive with the rest of Europe without a revolution or the horrors of break-neck industrialization?

Friendly reminder that no harm committed against a landlord is impermissible.

In fact the suffering of landlords is directly correlated with the goodness and kindness of the universe. I wish that landlords were a race so that we could be racist to them and genocide them for thousands of years.

I wish that landlords were a race so that we could breed them like cattle to make more landlord victims. We could create a wide variety of wholesome and ecologically friendly landlord animal products, leak shoe polish and wagon wheel grease, from landlord fat and skin. Landlord bones will adorn the house decor of every good working woman and working man and working enby and working children will play whimsical and educational games with the teeth and craniums of landlord slaves. We need nazoid/unit 731 tier research into how the mind of the landlord works, but actually effective and scientifically validate. So that we can unravel and painstakingly catalogue the most effective and most artistically fulfilling ways to inflict suffering on every wretched organism of the landlord race.

After 400 years we need to give landlords rights and suck each other off about how good we are. Of course we keep them ghettoized and poison their water and destroy their gross landlord communities while anti-landlord cops fetch their landlord spawn and rape them and give them syphilis. When they go insane (uh oh looks like you did an oopsie you lil landlord) we need to institutionalize them in psych wards and take out random parts of their brains and overdose them with LSD and scopolamine (you know for the research) and then throw them back out on the street and tell them their neighbors are demons and they need to get a gun to defend themselves from rape.

Then moderate normal people (people of work-pow) will point how violent and landlordy they are acting and how even though we are kind and civilized people of work, we need to clean up the streets, and we will be applauded for our restraint, including from our mind washed landlord pets. Then we get the landlords hooked on weird landlord drugs from the cop-istan colonies, and apply a healthy dose of lead to mix things up a bit and get the landlords all nice and thuggish and landlordy whenever we fix a landlord den or improve a landlord family. Then we jail every second landlord daddy, so they can slave progressive style, making chic designer jeans for conscious brands (network of freely associating Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

"Grace X Alunya" is just Mario X Peach but Lesbian. Very vanilla if you think about it. Also shameful. A worker in a red hat making out with royalty? Pshhh. Class treachery.