Good post (I don't know what to write on this topic)
This all really happened by the way
early tradcath history be like
>Pope Paulus IXVIXILCMLLMXLMC calls for a holy synod at the Clerpairlemontini Romanorum to discuss the immidiate theological controversy of our time: did Jesus wear underwear’s from cotton or linen?
>Bishop Cuckmont de Penisfort declared that no, Jesus did not wear any underwear’s as god’s son wouldn’t follow the rules of heretic Jews and his garment was just fine and cites a 300 year old debatable witness account by the 3rd or fourth roman soldier who looked up Jesus’ garment after his crucifixion while walking under the cross, written in page 365 of a book written by the first Christian abbot in northern Italy, augstinusnusnussus of boylovingus.
>Charles de *insert French shithole here*. a radical Priest, says that “yes he did, and it was of Egyptian cotton brought alongside the river Jordan, to this the son of god would make god's kingdom on earth as an unshrouded barbarian is insulting, cuckmont is an unbabtized heretic who follows heretic books rewritten by byzantine orthodocucks, misread the bible, and is probably Manichean too”
>new elected Pope Pedophilicus IXVIXIIXXLMC (birth name Pedo de Roncenbarrone) holds the Conclave of Mimirimini to decide the controversy
>it doesn't do shit and the schism gets out of hand among all the western Clergy, The Sedecasandalist heresy number 89 erupts. with the patron saint of texile himself backing the Monoflaxiers (flax only clothes) versus the Polynude Eucharists after the latter faction's top believe, broke the last straw by claiming jesus did in fact, did not wear his sandals too. (earthly possessions be sinful)
>10,000 Europeans die at the burning stake in some most pointless bumfuck hill in modern day Slovenia in a massacre by the most serene heresy hunting holy knights of the inquisition of the holy Briefs. (one of the retired knights later goes on to form the hospitaller order 20 years later)
<this is considered a tragedy, a huge gigantic loss of life in Europe when in china 10.000 is a tuesday battle
<so tragic and grim in fact, it later gets into a voltaire play and gets a monument made after it in east germany about why religion = the murder.
>>803740The Trinity concept is a lie btw