>>837578i was unemployedfor most of my 20s and my first job i actually held down was tech support monkey for a small office
helping aunties with msword basiically
then i got a real job at an it company and held on for deaar life since
started out with a skillset of fucking around on a computer
maybe take something you already have some knowhow in from fucking around that you can confidently exaggerate your experience about, along with gettinng an entry level certificate
for computer monkey i believe people go for CompTIA. some take "QA" certificates basically testing software in it companies