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Had the unpleasant experience of having to interact with some Americans yesterday. Unpleasant experience. The Americans do not know how to dress. They were all sloppily dressed with some kind of stains (from lunch?) all over them. They breathed with their mouths and no one was shaved. The beards were so unkempt and dirty. And the smell. Americans smell like wax mixed with some chemical detergent and then with death. There's this unmistakable odor that comes of Americans. They asked me for directions but before I could reply, they started commenting how 'anti-semitic' the air is here. I was stunned and asked them to repeat. They told me "the air is very heavy and anti-semitic, people here are very lazy". This is Easter Sunday mind you.

I gave them wrong directions and 15 minutes later me and a buddy robbed them.

>>771852
Why did you use this photo. Those boys look lovely and are wearing appropriate sized clothes at least.



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Georgette Racicot: "Sometimes, two women just don't get along"; you were dueling a child's grandmother, as the other grandmother, during World War 2. The child has to be mentored by the mother's family. French logic of the Resistance.

Alice O'Neil: "Any woman that can cut a bagel, could cut themselves; that's a teacher". Any spy, male or female, is perfect as Gavrilo Princeps; the same posing as a teacher, incarcerated until George W. Bush Jr. released him; the bullet that started the Great War.

Allison Haimes: "A guidance counselor needs a hard seat". Extra Church disqualifies a woman for a law degree, a stripper in a strip club on fatality of a male during queening; now women that listen to girl's sayings, can't be attorneys. No Fat Chicks.
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>>771729

I speak fine English.

Do you expect Hebrew pattern on color, from Yiddish police marshal?

I use American on high grammar, Sandhurst Boelyn.

Basic American Federal Agent Spot Diagnostics:

NSA: Lethal martial artist, labor driven instead of junior varsity or varsity or college or professional sports.

FBI: Closet sociopath, amoral profit-driven high intelligence quotient at academic literature and military munitions of state.

CIA: Deliberate placement of advanced academics as remedial education to master system; specialist in Menonites and related Israeli Defense Forces tools of state, otherwise working in common defense corps.

ATF: Soldier trained and operated through grocery union jobs at supply or warehouse of food items; mental patient rights through open sales of tobacco or liquor at any age with standard laws of state applied in prosecution or defense, as monetable per region.

DEA: Protection per paternal rights over male and female child, outside of lesbian or transgender rights of parents or deliberate induction or intoxication of child otherwise; drug rehabilitation circles and forces per field army of assassin per stolen child of semen or otherwise adoption per flag of parents executed or incarcerated.

DEO: Rationed and advanced goods per convict, ex-convict, or corrections officer; demand per education of state and reform, not rehabilitation, of rights per suspect, incarcerated, or sex offender on diagnostic as having raped another prisoner, as warden, corrections officer, or inmate.

Combat Enhancers:

UMass-Amherst ROTC: Chloroxipin, Zyprexa, Trilophon.
Black and Tans MI-6: Wellbutrin, Abilify, Seraquel.
Super Soldier Mossad: Respiradone (GHB).
MSS AFL-CIO: Invega, Depakote, Congentin, Thiamine.

The Names of United States Presidents:

Judaism: Tanakh, Satan.
Christianity: Bible, Lucifer.
Native Americans: DC Comics, Joker.
Espionage Unions: DC Comics, Lex Luthor.
Medical Association: Ren and Stimpy, "Cat".

Janeane Garofalo, Amy Silverstein, Joan Collins, Mo Collins, Kathy Griifin, Chelsea Handler, Amy Schumer Tina Fay, Amy Porhler, Wanda Sykes, Ellen Degeneres

Not all of them are funny and one of them is a cannibal



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> Communism killed millions of innocent people and it is literally slavery.
> t. Nazi
Why is that? How can anti-communists claim that the USSR killed innocent people when literally 90% of them are Nazis who love Pinochet?
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>>770961
posts from 1944

>>770978
It was colonialism directed at Europe. Everyone knows the Nazis killed gays and roma etc.

>>771000
The gays and the infirm yes, the romas and slav aren't seen as targeted

>>766002
Hitler was just an upstart competitor to the greatest nazis of all: americans, who have genocided and continue genociding on a scale german nazis could never dream of
That's the only real disagreemrnt

>>771118
Yeah but you can be a lolbert who doesn't like America nor any genocidery it may from time to time engage in



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Somewhere out there there is a big chicken man named weed chicken who gets you high by grabbing your face and ramming his beak into your mouth and vomiting up weed smoke like a mother bird he has been arrested 17 times

Did he get buff in prison?

Imagining a dreamy bittersweet hippie folk rock song about the Weed Chicken and how the world needs to listen to his message.

thas wassup thas what i'm sayin thats what sall about yknowm sayin



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I'M DYING :C
i'm dying of marijuana withdrawal!!!!!!!!! I got no plug and ZERO street smarts it's CHOVER :C
how is it that you get this stuff from the internet without getting caught again???? One comrade made a post here about their deep web ways and stuff, but I didn't think I'd have to resort to this, but now I do!!!!!!! thx in advance love you
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>>771414
this is true except go on dread

poor chihuahua :(

chihuahua poster, buddy, are you ok?

💖💖💖💖💖💖
💖 >>771648 💖 thx for
💖 >>771649 💖 worrying
💖 >>771415 💖 u'r all bea
💖 >>771455 💖 utiful xoxoxo
💖💖💖💖💖💖 xooxoxoxoxox
xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>771376
>>771378 these are banger lines, i'll try them thx ❤❤❤
>>771385 you mean, for buying online from vendors that sell it legally?
>>771386I never smoked daily, only on weekends. Because I don't like being slightly high, I only like being high out of my mind, and it's impossible to be productive like that(!!!!!!!!?!!!!)
>>771377 No you have not(!!!), u'r lying to urself and to us. U either didn't get high enough or ur life consists of sky-diving and robbing banks and marrying strangers daily or something else that's comically intense. Now I'm 100% sure that u never did drugs
>>771414
>>771437
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>>771766
>U either didn't get high enough
Okay maybe that's true… it was half a 0.5 gummy (i did this twice). But I also have gotten really drunk and I still prefered my passionate sober emotions, sad i don't get them anymore…



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a thread to post hot trans women
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>>644063
>>644063
HAHAHAHA HAHAHA


>>676709
Shay daniels was drafted by the drumpf and got captured by the IRGC 💔💔



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Roast Cat as You Wish to Eat It. You will take a cat that is fat, and decapitate it. And after it is dead, cut off the head and throw it away because it is not for eating, for they say that eating the brains will cause him who eats them to lose his senses and judgment. Then flay it very cleanly, and open it and clean it well, and then wrap it in a cloth of clean linen. And bury it beneath the ground where it must be for a day and a night; and then take it out of there and set it to roast on a spit. And roast it over the fire. And when beginning to roast it, grease it with good garlic and oil. And when you finish greasing it, whip it well with a green twig , and this must be done before it is well-roasted, greasing it and whipping it. And when it is roasted, cut it as if it were a rabbit or a kid and put it on a big plate; and take garlic and oil blended with good broth in such a manner that it is well-thinned. And cast it over the cat. And you may eat of it because it is very good food.

[This is an excerpt from Libre del Coch
(Spain, 1520 - Robin Carroll-Mann, trans.)
The original source can be found at Mark S. Harris' Florilegium]
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>>771171
>And when it is roasted, cut it as if it were a rabbit or a kid

>>771198
Ancient Spanish Epstein ritual

>>771198
>>771199
Nah. I'm pretty sure they mean baby goat.

>>771319
Nah. I'm pretty sure they mean Ancient Spanish Epstein ritual.

Children of the Garlic.
I want Iberian ham.



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when they claim Asian women are the preferred demographic. I watch people's eyes in public and these white dudes are always checking out latinas. I never see them eye fucking Asians.
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I suffer as an asian-american male.


I am almost 30 years old and I have never seen a single attractive asian woman in my life. Even when I used to watch porn, when I was beating off like 7 times a day as a teenager I dont think I beat off to a single asian woman.

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>>771625
>it's not how much rice I have
loled



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draw penits thred



penits was too short or empty
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honk honk :3

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People who say “Erm actually, there is no such thing as a “Cumunist Cuntry” because statism is incompatible with communism” are the exact same as those smart-asses who say “Tomatoes are actually a fruit” or “Napoleon wasn’t short.” Please shut the fuck up! When you say Communist country everyone knows what you are talking about so fuck me if I don’t fucking want to say “Transitional socialist state” and want to say something within the common vocabulary. It’s no different from saying “Koala Bear” or “Red Panda,” yeah it’s not accurate but people have said it so long so why replace it with something that is much longer and more confusing to Normies?!?!

>>771503
>confusing to Normies
you are the one confusing "normies" by calling nation-states communism you absolute moron, there is a reason it was called USSR and not USCR
what is it with this brand of leftoid that its only interested in reinforcing false notions among the masses in the name of "meeting them where they are at" or whatever instead of changing the status quo? Marx said the point is to change shit not to adapt like a cuck
kys

I agree. WE ARE COMMUNISTS!

napoleon wasn’t short though

>>771630
But he had a small penis. He was spiritually short.

>Stop correcting people when they say “Communist Country”
Never. Fuck off.



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