/siberia/ - Off-topic

>when the old white guy with a beard calls you son
>when the southern white woman calls you honey or pecan pie
>when the old black lady calls you sugar
>when the black guy calls you homie
>when the elderly jamaican granpa calls you my youth
>when the scottish guy calls you lad
>when the british guy calls you chap or good sport
>when the aussie calls you a cunt
>when the indian guy does not call you sir like everyone but boss
>when the old guy in a fedora calls you kid
>when the big hairy arab guy calls you My Brother
>when the asian woman calls you sweetie or baby boy
>when the asian tough guy calls you asshole
>when the slavic dude calls you comrade unironically
(⸝⸝⸝>﹏<⸝⸝⸝)(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)😌😌😌

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>i fell for the crypto meme one week ago
>ten dollars in my account fell and so did every fucking one's life savings too worldwide
WHY DOES EVERYTHING FALL TO SHIT WHEN I IMMIDIATLY JOIN😭

I fucking love gambling! Nothing beats the rush when you win big. Let's talk about our favorite activity here. Do you reckon there will be gambling under communism?

He honestly ruined the reputation of communism forever.

We should epigenetically or genetically alter honey bees so they don't have programmed cell death and they don't work so hard they die, so we can extend the worker lives up until 6 months or maybe even a year.

Why? Because they are cute and cool and it is sad they have to die so quickly when really they don't need to, there's nothing making them die other than like epigenetic life regimenting stuff that triggers cell death. Unlike other insects they can survive the winter easily so it wouldn't even be messing stuff up tbh. Who wants to go do this with me we will use Lysenkoist science or maybe capitalist science if that doesn't work to help the bees out.

The original Hitler party was green.

Lefty’s Baseball Association
We should make this, a nonprofit baseball league where no billionaire team owners can sell good players and ruin the team. The teams won’t be based on cities but rather ideologies, there could be a Demsoc team, a Stalinist team, an Ancom team, or a Maoist team, you name it! Also I added the Ben and Jerry’s sponsorship as a joke.

horse.

Sorry but these days whenever I hear someone say shit like "we just have to fight for it, pessimism is the weapon of the enemy" I roll my eyes and imagine that this is the exact kind of person who showed up for BLM thinking they just had to walk outside for a few weeks and the government would hand them their demands in a plate.
The global left has had no major victories in the past 15 years; all people can point to is that a handful of countries have functional and popular governing left-wing parties, as if that hasn't been true at every point in postwar history. It's not change, let alone progress. The most that has been accomplished is a few e-celebs and politicians have become rich by peddling feelgood leftslop to impressionable young people desperate for hope.
Saying that we're powerless/helpless/etc is just making excuses. Can we overcome these obstacles to achieve our goals or not? If it's the former then excusing your failures is just a distraction, if it's the latter let's just cut the crap and become doomers.
Our current crop of supposed leaders, whether real ones or just "thought leaders", couldn't organize us out of a housefire. It's time to wake up and demand seriousness, from ourselves and others. As far as I'm concerned every facile midwit Twitter take about capitalism, every aimless "call for action", every vaguely socialist-coded work of fiction, every refusal to engage with actual constraints and solutions, it's all just the work of a useless subculture meant to comfort and pacify people who identify with "left-wing beliefs" but not actually achieve anything. If our "optimism" exists only within this culture it is useless if not outright harmful. And if we completely lose our ability to distinguish between this illusion and the real work we might as well be dead.