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Last night's dream.
"At first I was watching movies about medieval knights transported to current years, lots of these movies being plots of dreams I've had in the past or movies that I've watched in other dreams.
Somehow, I'm now using nothing but my arm to hold onto a moving motorcycle in a road at night. I'm taunting some people and I feel kind of like a monkey. I'm cracking jokes and speaking in a venezuelan accent jokingly. At some point we reach a huge wall in the road. Lots of people are upset that someone built a wall here.
I use my dexterity to quickly climb it up, and a blonde long haired girl also does. She's super fit.
We're both confused at this sight, she asks me who could've done something like this and I say something along the lines of 'Some Mr. Burns ass that wants to block the sun'.
Later, I'm with an irl friend that I don't see that much. He's in my house with his girlfriend, who he calls 'girlfriend' in this dream as if it were her name. Me, my bf, my friend and his gf go sleep together, all of us in a tiny bed in the tiniest room of the house that hasn't been used in years.
When I wake up, I see that only me and the boys are in bed. I ask where 'girlfriend' is and she's sleeping on the floor after having fallen off the bed at some point while we were asleep.
At the beginning of this whole thing, in one of the medieval movies, the plot was loosely as it follows: a knight had hurt his legs and couldn't walk, and I was an evil prince from the past, based on Joaquim's Phoenix character on Gladiator. I also see flashes of another movie in which an old knight had to fight a SWAT team or something like that. And finally one about a knight that fights giants".
This was all written much worse because I wrote it half asleep. It was originally filled with typos, some made up words and words from my other languages here and there. It took some time to tidy it up so you guys better fucking read it. I don't even like knights.