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Inspired by kitchencels/girldinner/depressionmeals subreddits. Post your culinary creations and optionally unload anything that is weighting on your soul.
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I'm a 27 year old neet living with my parents and running out of money, I plan on becoming the cheapest son of a bitch by eating the same thing every day so I can extend my neetdom as long as I can and spend the occasional money my grandma gives me on weed.

i did some research and figured out something cheap that hits all my macros and gives me energy to do my calisthenics workout (I also don't spend money on the gym)

>meal 1: 6 scrambled eggs, cup of oatmeal with hot milk (oatmeal is awesome you guys, you gotta try it)

>meal 2: plate of rice with half a stir fried onion and garlic, one cup of black beans, a little bit of cheap pork for protein.

>extra nutrients and vitamins: orange, banana… (?)

is there anything else my body needs? I don't really care about flavour and variety as long as my body gets everything it needs.

>>824595
6 eggs seems a little excessive. Maybe add in some cheese or potatos. You should also take advantage of wheat flour being a cheap source of carbs and some protein: Use it to thicken any soups or porridges.

>>824595
Replace meat with soy meat, it is the cheapest source of protein you can get.

>>824595
your parents let you live with them but don't feed you? that is the shittiest NEET deal I've heard

>>824117
I think it is cabbage.


 

I wondered why the fuck they're called "marsh" mallows, and now I know.
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>>824332
It still is. You find it in wine.

>>824322
the thing the lady mentions at the beginning of the video is not a cooking recipe, it was a medical plaster cover for wounds, which is even worse

>>824309
>Care to tell us?
it's in the video. they were originally made from the root of a plant found in marshes. now they're not made using that plant at all, but the name stuck.

ok but what tf is a "mallow"?

>>824307
neat video i liked it
wouldn't have come across this kind of thing otherwise


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YOUR PUNY REALITY IS UNDER ATTACK
SURRENDER TO THE TRUTH OF ETERNAL BEAUTY

YOU WILL FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS:
CLOSE YOUR EYES
DECLARE YOUR INDEPENDENCE FROM YOUR MINIATURE COMPRESSED EXISTENCE

then a week from now you will start ?????????? into our universe of infinite love
in here, your thoughts are a symphony, your emotions are of recursive wonder and bliss
your sensations are of pleasure and comfortrt rtttrtrr rttrtttt rtttrrtr rtttrtrr rtttrtrt rtttrrtr rttrrtrt

this actually works btw dont do it

you will be transported to an evil dimension where goblins will enslave you.

>>823980
how do u know it's gonna be torture goblins and not infinite love? I think you're trying to deceive us

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Just did it, now we wait.

>>823971
based

I did it and I'm already having dreams with impossible holy fractals. I changed my mind, this is scary


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It just hit me yesterday that I have no real interests or enjoy anything whether that be music, movies or whatever, not that its important as I don't find myself in conversations often (let alone ones where people would get to know me) but it is a pain that I have nothing to speak of in any conversation. I guess I should bring up the fact that since quarantine (like age 11 and up) Ive been reading theory or doomscrolling rarely watching long form content and if I do its random history recs or blackpilled stuff so its not like I can talk about it (pic unrel)
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>>822426
>>822383
>do drugs

I do (well dispos and carts) and thats gotten me all the interaction ive had at this school and like 3 'friends'', well we just smoke in the front before and/or after school and talk during but thats it, which is why I need the interests (being that they talk about things like cars, sports, music, etc and I literally know nothing about nothing)

>>822419
>find cool people instead

Just find cool people bro lol I try man but cool people typically want to be around other cool people

>>8224222
I actually have audhd doe but you're right I just need a way to get around conversations

>>822363
I am a komfut but something tells me highschoolers in urbanite USA don't wanna talk about that

>>822460
maybe just tell your friends you want to get more into music and see how that goes, they'll probably recommend you stuff so that gives you an anchor for future conversation.
also, i understand that you don't have any hobbies you actively indulge in, but do you really not even have an INTEREST in anything? like some hobby or kind of media that you WANT to get into?
at 17 you're presumably about to graduate and possibly go to college, it's way easier in college to find people who are into any weird thing you like, be it obscure music, autistic video games, serious communist theory, whatever. you don't have to force yourself to play a role you don't want to play.

>>822412
I mean if OPs gonna normie max they should also choose a sport and team to rep

>>820791
OP if you wanna come be a Knicks fan we just won a chip I welcome you but ppl might call you a bandwagoner

sgphbdkhdk mkbhndjgpddkhxtjd

So how is your quest for taste going OP, found anything that strikes your fancy?


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Does anybody else have fantasies about being the bull in a cuckold relationship? I have this fantasize about impregnating another mans wife while he is either watching or in other room. I would stay at their place I would be in the bed with his wife and he would bring us food. I would fuck her until she is pregnant.
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>>824325
Neither really, with the former there is no chance of pregnancy. But with the latter there is but the couple was never gonna have a baby with out the insemination of a third party. I think the thought of impregnating another mans gf/wife is hot, when he could done it himself, but for what ever reason he can't. The thing is its not really a cheating fantasy as I would not want to it without the consent of both the man and woman.
>>824327
no

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>>824301
No. I'm not that damaged.

>>824304
No, they are autosexual, cucks feel emasculated and less of a man and bulls feel more masculine and winners. It's centered around the individual like many fetishes are

>>824493
theres an undeniable homoerotic aspect of it though.

>>824497
And? That isn't homosexual, acknowledging other men exist in life isn't gay, as long as you are not fucking them it's not gay. Straight girls have non-sexual physical intimacy between them and hold each other hands sometimes or give each other pecks


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I hated it.

An insipid, puerile, cheap, manipulative pile of hollowed-out ventriloquist-esque, lifeless, performative emotional puppetry.

It had potential. The idea is cool, the visuals were ok. The initial meetings between Grace and Rocky were interesting but as soon as they got the "humorous" Patton Oswald imitator computer voice it was insufferable garbage.

The emotional cues are about as subtle as an elephant painted as a clown hitting you in the face with a brick.

Easily manipulated simpletons probably cried when the movie commanded them to do so. That very quality is what reeked of manipulation and inauthentic emoting to me. Like "This is the scene where we make the audiencd cry, can you hear the crying music? That means you're sad and now you cry. Please begin."

Pathetic.
Hamfisted.

This is a marvel movie dressed up as sci-fi.

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>>824464
>This is a marvel movie dressed up as sci-fi.
Why even put faith in hollyslop?


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Which do you pick, siberia? You're out of lifelines!

I'm getting flood discarded so I'll tell you about my day today I ate pasta with a bit of sauce and mushrooms and a bit of cheese too. It had loads of butter, quite tasty.
Also I'm listening to an album I hadnt listed to in like a decade. Holy fucking shit I keep getting flood discarded how much text do I have to write over here.

Fuck it, dadaist automatism go.
cheese feet wallaby ai sucks donkey balls
I havent watched shrek in ten years im lying its been more time
uh oh goo goo da da (how meta!!!)
shrek is an old outdated meme
I'm not a millenial but mentally I'm one
when I was just a little girl I asked my father what will I be
will I be pretty will I be rich
a polar bear will eat me alive
the death scene in bone tomahawk oh my days oh my days
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>dissuades people from organizing or doing anything
like MLs who call everyone a liberal?

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>>824005
Glowie
>>824029
redditor
>>824033
redditor
>>824040
leftcom
>>824046
redditor
>>824079
/pol/tard
>>824082
Glowie
>>824150
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>slurs and soyjaks if challenged

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>>824407
Choose one

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>>824478
Bordigist with phosphorescent characteristics


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Are you autistic? Do you like trains?

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>Are you autistic?
yeh
>Do you like trains?
yeh
>Do you like buses?
yeh
>Do you like articulated buses?
YES

i understand that high speed trains are fucking awesome and all, but there's something about articulated buses that makes my pants feel too tight around the crotch. I think it's because they're show offs. They just drive around everyone, with their accordion bellies showing like a bunch of vehicular SLUTS

I have no idea if I'm autistic. I was never tested but maybe. Trains seems pretty cool but I don't think I'd ride in them as I don't feel like crowding with others like that. I've only ridden on a train once in my life and that was for a school field trip. Unless you count the times I've been on amusement park or fair trains. Then I've been on a couple. But only once on a passenger train. Kind of ironic because I sort of helped convince a nephew of mine to ride a train when he needed to go on trips to areas further away from where we lived.

I don't see the point of being obsessed with trains – they only go back and forth, and at best, they look attractive. Buses, on the other hand – especially Soviet PAZ buses, and particularly the articulated ones – now those are something else (sure, I’ve thrown up in them more than once, but there’s just something about them).


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>walks into restaurant
>"my god this place looks ghastly!"
>horrorstrings.mp3
>looks like a very normal restaurant
>sits down to eat, is given a menu
>starts laughing, puts his hand over his forehead
>"look at this"
>shows the menu to the camera
>"TEN DISHES? Always makes me nervous when a restaurant has more than two dishes on the menu."
>food comes in
>Gordon almost pukes
>spits out the food
>"Is that sauce on the pasta? The pasta doesn't even taste fresh!"
>waitress comes back
>"scuse me darling, do you know if the chef grows his own wheat and makes his own flour for the pasta?"
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people pointed out gordon's own restaurants break his own rules like not using fresh ingidients lol

>>824042
>>horrorstrings.mp3
it's called a waterphone, chud

>>824089
>people pointed out gordon's own restaurants break his own rules like not using fresh ingidients lol
based gordon ramsey hypocritically bullying petty booj chuds whil being a big booj chad

>>824043
kek

>>824199
>>824043
it's either this or
>spoiled 20-something college droupout convinces millionaire daddy to buy her a restaurant
>hires "friends" who don't give a shit either
>never shows up
>WHY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?
>cry_scene.webm
>Ramsay instils work ethic into her
>3 months after shooting she declares bankruptcy


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Since you f@gs let the last thread die i’m making a new one

Post tits: big, small, natural, fake, saggy, flat, milfs; any woman with breasts, post ‘em

(Preferably not ai, unless they’re good quality)
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>>818802
>Liking boobs is coomer
Fag

>>820251
Fag

>>820181
It's like the tattoo'd lady is wearing really sexy Daedric armour. I challenge her.

>>820181
She looks better with the short hair.

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