/siberia/ - Off-topic

Kneel before MAGA, /leftypol/

How do loberts address the fact that any research and project that goes beyond immediate market consumption is either state backed or has contract with state?

This is a decades-old copypasta that may have even been pre-Internet in origin. Apparently, it is a 1999 version of the informal "Top 20 murders of the year" that some FBI dudes annualy compile to entertain themelves a bit. Anyone knows if at least one of these alleged murders was a real deal, or at least based on a real case, or is the list entirely fictious?

20. Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, was killed by his wife, armed with a 20 inch long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husband's strange sex practices and one night during a prolonged period of "fun" she snapped, pushing all 20 inches of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.

19. Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day but, crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party, her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake.

18. Peter Stone, 42 years old, was murdered by his eight year old daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one should, and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her father's coffee as he prepared dinner. The victim took one sip and promptly collapsed (Samantha Stone was given a suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't realize what she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later).

17. David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girlfriend Charla after he attempted to "have his way with her". His unwelcome advances were met with a prompt kick in the chest and then four shots from a doubled barrelled shot gun Charla's father had given to her an hour before the date started, just in case.

16. Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to pay his rent for eight years (yes, eight years). Landlord Kirk Weston clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realized just how long it had been since Mr Halos paid his rent.

15. Mary-Lee Cooper, 11 years old, was killed by her one year old sister who climbed on top of her while she was sleeping, suffocating her.

14. Megan Fri, 44 years old, was killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town simulation. Seeing the troopers all walking slow down the street, Megan jumped out in front of them and yelled, "Boo!" The trooPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Chihuahua poster
Luffy poster
Drained by hooker poster
Gay misandrist poster

I would never consider having sex with any of my (known) biological relatives, not because they are biologically related, but because they unfortunately are just not attractive to me. I do remember when I was really little chasing my older sister around the house demanding that she kiss me, but that was simply because I was too young and naive, and had not realized that her and I would never work out.
1. She's blonde
2. She's lesbian
3. She's married
4. Our taste in anime are completely different. She likes shounen trash anime that goes on for 30 seasons, where as I like short psychological thrillers. I wish I had an older sister who was also the perfect match for me romantically and sexually.

Chuds can't enjoy anything. They only know how to get mad. It's sad.

What's the connection between african-americans and egypt?

I think the last time the Internet really felt magical to me was in the early months of COVID lockdowns, being on a forced holiday from college, listening to weird music, reading deranged texts on Anarchist Library and marxists.org and staying up late at night in the air conditioned darkness of my bedroom refreshing places like /collapse/ feeling the giddy excitement of what seemed to my naive still-young mind like a clear turning point in the history of Western politics. I was kind of right about that part but not in the way I wanted to be.
Every political space feels bleak now and non-political spaces feel stale and almost insincere in their "niceness". "Content" platforms like YouTube still turn out some intriguing stuff once in a while but not really at a reliable rate. I can't find that sense of a marching exciting zeitgeist anymore anywhere. I don't know if I just got out of touch (probably, right) or if the last few years of global politics have exposed the naiveté and sickness in the youthful experience of viewing the "real world" as entertainment. I don't even know why I made this thread, but it's siberia so who cares.

I was driving down the country side earlier today and all I saw were Family Farms and Green Spaces being plowed down to make way for McMansions! In America nobody can afford houses so these aren’t going to go to family who needs it these are just going to be lake houses for rich people. And people still wonder why homelessness is an issue, there are more vacant houses than homeless people in America, the solution is to redistribute houses rather add spikes to benches or whatever. One homeless is solved crime will be too, crime is caused by poverty adding more police only worsens the problem.

So leftoids, why would I trade 1 tyrant 1,000 miles away for 1,000 tyrants only 1 mile away?..