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Why do retards flock to ancapism

I won't say what my job is, for all you know I'm posting from Langley as a CIA agent, but here is what went down
>I work the night shift
>Some time 2 AM get an urge to shit
>The toilet is small, crammed, when you sit you have the sink right next to your face
>The toilet is bowl and lid are always dirty from people pissing on them
>I cleaned them with rubbing alcohol, layered handkerchiefs in the shape of a japanese "mon"
>sat down and took a shit, it was bad
>stood up to clean, the room is so crammed that it takes forever to wipe, there was a bin under the sink but it was full, already tired I decided to flush down the handkerchiefs
>toilet immediately got clogged, filled to the brim with water and shit
>there is no plunger
>I took a toilet brush in an attempt to unclog it
>the toilet brush got wrapped up in handkerchiefs and chunks of shit
>tried to clean the toilet brush, mission proved impossible
>threw it away in a bin far from the workplace
>arrived back, since there was no plunger I took a broom stick from one of the floor wipes nobody uses
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Does this happen in your country?

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would the job of being a drag queen be allowed in a communist state?

The International Marijuana Movement (IMM) is aware of the campaign to shut down 420chan and the complicity of the DEA rats. It is a possibility that they will make progress in realising their black aims. Let us remember that the DEA rats, in the year 1960 as part of their “political solution”, declared that it was no longer necessary to defend the life of drug users, vainly seeking to deactivate the international campaign for the defence of the life and health of the drug user. That after some time, they published an apocryphal book (“Busting Drug Dealers: Diaries of a DEA Special Agent”) with a prologue by the rat Mike where he wrote that “420chan is no more”. That is to say that it was no longer the great force of the narcomans and the revolution and they have called for a revisionist “second congress” to seek to disregard the great historical milestone of the imageboard and the international marijuana movement (IMM), the 1st Congress of the DMT, a Marijuana congress, Marijuana-Shroom-LSDist, Albert Hofmann Thought, mainly Shulgin Thought, congress.

With this background, if the enemy intends to consummate the assassination of 420chan and will go so far as to present some mammoth “last will” through the rat Mike– we have to remember Paul Staments’ infamous “testament”, which he never dictated because he could not express himself. The IMM is well prepared to give an accurate response to these atrocities. We want to remind those who are preparing and assisting this sinister criminal plan, that, when the time comes, the price they will have to pay will be proportional to their abominable action and no one will be able to prevent the river from overflowing.

Against all this we call for:

Move heaven and earth to defend the life of 420chan and its almighty Jenkem-Gonzaza Thought!

>be me
>to poor to pay 15 dollar fee at flea market so i try doing my own yard sale for the first time out of my shitty apartment
>the most typical karen looking lady parks her giant 4 door truck right infront of my little yard sale
>ask excuse me but are you going to be long?
>she doesnt answer my question and just says shes helping her daughter move
>i wait for her to come back and say it would be less walking if she parked in the back closer to her daughter
(the daughter literally lives maybe 8 steps away form the back alley as opposed to the 50 steps to take from the front way)
>she fake laughs and says yea and ignores what i said
>she begins walking back toward the house and i ask her for the last time to please park somewhere else very politely
>she pauses stops walking and says no autistically for some reason
>I say okay then youre being a cunt then you fucking bitch
>she gets really angry and brings out her daughter to confront me
>i call both of them a cunt and a bitch and to go away you woman kek
>she threatens to call her husband or whatever to deal with me
>I tell her to bring him on and that hes a cunt to
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Genuinely what the fuck is stopping anyone from putting LSD into food? Everyone knows how to get it, and it only costs like 100 euros for 100 x 100mcg of liquid lsd on the darkweb.
Seriously, you would think that there would be a case of some kid putting it in the school's food or a factory worker doing a little trolling from the sleeves of their coat as the sort donuts.

For reference, 50mcg is the dose where you see hallucinations you see on those stereotypical hippy posters for 12 hours, 500mcg is the dose where you see the shit like blood waterfalls and red skulls chasing you for 24+ hours. And a bottle of 100 doses of 100mcg in liquid form costs around 100 euros. Weird how this hasn't happened yet in the news.

This is what I look like irl

>body too short or empty

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