/siberia/ - Off-topic

Today two of my Normie friends were talking about North Korea and I corrected them about stuff and brought up the Haircut hoax, then they said “Oh that’s actually true because I heard this lady who was born there say it was.” And I don’t know if they were referring someone else but I’m pretty sure that they were referring to Yeonmi Park who is that North Korean lady who just lies about everything for money. Later they brought up North Korea’s concentration camps and I said “Yeah I don’t condone that but do you seriously think that we don’t have prisons in America too?” And they were just so dumb. Americans have no clue about what really happens in the DPRK.

Personally my take on the DPRK is that I don’t really don’t care for North Korea as much as other communist countries because I don’t really agree with Juche but I will admit that it’s way better than the way America wants you to think it is. Plus most starvation in the DPRK is because of the brutal sanctions imposed on it by America.

Btw my great grandfather fought in the Korean War and he was probably so scared by it that the only memory he told my grandfather was one were he was on a boat and there were dolphins… I hope he didn’t commit any war crimes.

the truth is that the only way to fix society and the world is by killing a lot of people. until this happens, nothing can get better, and things will get worse.

Kneel before MAGA, /leftypol/

How do loberts address the fact that any research and project that goes beyond immediate market consumption is either state backed or has contract with state?

This is a decades-old copypasta that may have even been pre-Internet in origin. Apparently, it is a 1999 version of the informal "Top 20 murders of the year" that some FBI dudes annualy compile to entertain themelves a bit. Anyone knows if at least one of these alleged murders was a real deal, or at least based on a real case, or is the list entirely fictious?

20. Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, was killed by his wife, armed with a 20 inch long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husband's strange sex practices and one night during a prolonged period of "fun" she snapped, pushing all 20 inches of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.

19. Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day but, crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party, her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake.

18. Peter Stone, 42 years old, was murdered by his eight year old daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one should, and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her father's coffee as he prepared dinner. The victim took one sip and promptly collapsed (Samantha Stone was given a suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't realize what she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later).

17. David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girlfriend Charla after he attempted to "have his way with her". His unwelcome advances were met with a prompt kick in the chest and then four shots from a doubled barrelled shot gun Charla's father had given to her an hour before the date started, just in case.

16. Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to pay his rent for eight years (yes, eight years). Landlord Kirk Weston clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realized just how long it had been since Mr Halos paid his rent.

15. Mary-Lee Cooper, 11 years old, was killed by her one year old sister who climbed on top of her while she was sleeping, suffocating her.

14. Megan Fri, 44 years old, was killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town simulation. Seeing the troopers all walking slow down the street, Megan jumped out in front of them and yelled, "Boo!" The trooPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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I would never consider having sex with any of my (known) biological relatives, not because they are biologically related, but because they unfortunately are just not attractive to me. I do remember when I was really little chasing my older sister around the house demanding that she kiss me, but that was simply because I was too young and naive, and had not realized that her and I would never work out.
1. She's blonde
2. She's lesbian
3. She's married
4. Our taste in anime are completely different. She likes shounen trash anime that goes on for 30 seasons, where as I like short psychological thrillers. I wish I had an older sister who was also the perfect match for me romantically and sexually.

Chuds can't enjoy anything. They only know how to get mad. It's sad.

What's the connection between african-americans and egypt?

I think the last time the Internet really felt magical to me was in the early months of COVID lockdowns, being on a forced holiday from college, listening to weird music, reading deranged texts on Anarchist Library and marxists.org and staying up late at night in the air conditioned darkness of my bedroom refreshing places like /collapse/ feeling the giddy excitement of what seemed to my naive still-young mind like a clear turning point in the history of Western politics. I was kind of right about that part but not in the way I wanted to be.
Every political space feels bleak now and non-political spaces feel stale and almost insincere in their "niceness". "Content" platforms like YouTube still turn out some intriguing stuff once in a while but not really at a reliable rate. I can't find that sense of a marching exciting zeitgeist anymore anywhere. I don't know if I just got out of touch (probably, right) or if the last few years of global politics have exposed the naiveté and sickness in the youthful experience of viewing the "real world" as entertainment. I don't even know why I made this thread, but it's siberia so who cares.