/siberia/ - Off-topic

this actually works btw dont do it

you will be transported to an evil dimension where goblins will enslave you.

>>823980
how do u know it's gonna be torture goblins and not infinite love? I think you're trying to deceive us

Just did it, now we wait.

>>823971
based

I did it and I'm already having dreams with impossible holy fractals. I changed my mind, this is scary

>>824436
> have you ever talked to a maga boomer?
Ig I forgot that non-zoomers actually take 9/11 seriously still. Although it certainly wouldn't be the only thing that seems obvious to your average joe that maga boomers genuinely think isn't real(climate change, police profiling people, space,heliocentrism,round earth, evolution, etc)

>>824441
yes i take a highly suspicious event that was used as a pretext to destroy 7 countries that had nothing to do with it seriously, and i don't see it as purely a generational thing either because i care about all the CIA coups that happened before I was born too

>>824428
>>Day trading
Day trading is gay, but consistently investing your paycheck is a good idea. It may be fictitious capital, but all fiat money is fictitious capital created by IOUs.
>>824431
Most 9/11 conspiracy theories are disinformation (especially no-plane theories) created by the very same US spooks that planned the attacks itself.

I want to make money without bending the knee to porky or dealing with dumb coworkers, what is so bad about daytrading? if you can actually make money it's kinda sick.

im a pseudo-intellectual and i enjkoy NONE OF THESE THINGS

>>822426
>>822383
>do drugs

I do (well dispos and carts) and thats gotten me all the interaction ive had at this school and like 3 'friends'', well we just smoke in the front before and/or after school and talk during but thats it, which is why I need the interests (being that they talk about things like cars, sports, music, etc and I literally know nothing about nothing)

>>822419
>find cool people instead

Just find cool people bro lol I try man but cool people typically want to be around other cool people

>>8224222
I actually have audhd doe but you're right I just need a way to get around conversations

>>822363
I am a komfut but something tells me highschoolers in urbanite USA don't wanna talk about that

>>822460
maybe just tell your friends you want to get more into music and see how that goes, they'll probably recommend you stuff so that gives you an anchor for future conversation.
also, i understand that you don't have any hobbies you actively indulge in, but do you really not even have an INTEREST in anything? like some hobby or kind of media that you WANT to get into?
at 17 you're presumably about to graduate and possibly go to college, it's way easier in college to find people who are into any weird thing you like, be it obscure music, autistic video games, serious communist theory, whatever. you don't have to force yourself to play a role you don't want to play.

>>822412
I mean if OPs gonna normie max they should also choose a sport and team to rep

>>820791
OP if you wanna come be a Knicks fan we just won a chip I welcome you but ppl might call you a bandwagoner

sgphbdkhdk mkbhndjgpddkhxtjd

So how is your quest for taste going OP, found anything that strikes your fancy?

>>824325
Neither really, with the former there is no chance of pregnancy. But with the latter there is but the couple was never gonna have a baby with out the insemination of a third party. I think the thought of impregnating another mans gf/wife is hot, when he could done it himself, but for what ever reason he can't. The thing is its not really a cheating fantasy as I would not want to it without the consent of both the man and woman.
>>824327
no

>>824301
No. I'm not that damaged.

>>824304
No, they are autosexual, cucks feel emasculated and less of a man and bulls feel more masculine and winners. It's centered around the individual like many fetishes are

>>824493
theres an undeniable homoerotic aspect of it though.

>>824497
And? That isn't homosexual, acknowledging other men exist in life isn't gay, as long as you are not fucking them it's not gay. Straight girls have non-sexual physical intimacy between them and hold each other hands sometimes or give each other pecks

>>824464
>This is a marvel movie dressed up as sci-fi.
Why even put faith in hollyslop?

>dissuades people from organizing or doing anything
like MLs who call everyone a liberal?

>>824005
Glowie
>>824029
redditor
>>824033
redditor
>>824040
leftcom
>>824046
redditor
>>824079
/pol/tard
>>824082
Glowie
>>824150
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>>824407
Choose one

>>824478
Bordigist with phosphorescent characteristics

>Are you autistic?
yeh
>Do you like trains?
yeh
>Do you like buses?
yeh
>Do you like articulated buses?
YES

i understand that high speed trains are fucking awesome and all, but there's something about articulated buses that makes my pants feel too tight around the crotch. I think it's because they're show offs. They just drive around everyone, with their accordion bellies showing like a bunch of vehicular SLUTS

I have no idea if I'm autistic. I was never tested but maybe. Trains seems pretty cool but I don't think I'd ride in them as I don't feel like crowding with others like that. I've only ridden on a train once in my life and that was for a school field trip. Unless you count the times I've been on amusement park or fair trains. Then I've been on a couple. But only once on a passenger train. Kind of ironic because I sort of helped convince a nephew of mine to ride a train when he needed to go on trips to areas further away from where we lived.

I don't see the point of being obsessed with trains – they only go back and forth, and at best, they look attractive. Buses, on the other hand – especially Soviet PAZ buses, and particularly the articulated ones – now those are something else (sure, I’ve thrown up in them more than once, but there’s just something about them).

people pointed out gordon's own restaurants break his own rules like not using fresh ingidients lol

>>824042
>>horrorstrings.mp3
it's called a waterphone, chud

>>824089
>people pointed out gordon's own restaurants break his own rules like not using fresh ingidients lol
based gordon ramsey hypocritically bullying petty booj chuds whil being a big booj chad

>>824043
kek

>>824199
>>824043
it's either this or
>spoiled 20-something college droupout convinces millionaire daddy to buy her a restaurant
>hires "friends" who don't give a shit either
>never shows up
>WHY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?
>cry_scene.webm
>Ramsay instils work ethic into her
>3 months after shooting she declares bankruptcy

>>818802
>Liking boobs is coomer
Fag

>>820251
Fag

>>820181
It's like the tattoo'd lady is wearing really sexy Daedric armour. I challenge her.

>>820181
She looks better with the short hair.

>>822665
What about the small joys of life like petting animals, smelling flowers, eating a good meal or reading a book?
Dissasociation is not control, it is willingly participating in your own alienation. It is having less control than ever. Even if you lose yourself in your daydreams material reality will remain the same.

Real tho

i just farted very loudly

the years you "waste" hanging out online, discovering weird shit and interacting with freaky strangers who'd be frightening to meet in real life are, for most of us, the only parts of life that are actually real. everything that comes after is just even more vapid. everyone who settles down and becomes a responsible adult is living life completely on autopilot. they learn nothing, do nothing interesting and don't evolve in any way. they're "happy" because they have stability and a family, but their lives are finished and the only change and excitement comes from their children whose vitality they attempt to vicariously experience. but even then, it amounts to being side characters. the real stuff is not being lived by them. their lives are like a book that's 1000 pages long but has said everything it has to say by the halfway point.
even the most boring white-bread people you know display some passion and vitality and have real experiences in their youth, if only because they don't know what they're doing and haven't had time to fully internalize life-numbing ideas and behaviors. inexperience forces them to do things wrong and end up at least occasionally off the beaten path. that doesn't mean it's pleasant or fun, but it's vivid. life is transformation, stagnation is death.
the only people over the age of 35 who are truly alive are the great artists, leaders and criminals, and most of them are insane and horrible people.

>>822865
Because life is dogshit. I'd rather have a boring life than an exciting one especially if it meant stability especially if it meant a regular sex partner. Having said that the family life sounds shitty so I've never had children and I've never had sex. So make that what you will.