/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>788428
That's just what a pedophile would say.
Also anyone who calls me a pedophile is a pedophile so don't even try.

if anime is not for pedophiles, then why don't they block pedophiles from watching anime? If pedophiles can watch anime, then that means that not only normal people can watch anime, but pedophiles also can, meaning that anime is for pedophiles, to the extent that literally everything but adult porn is for pedophiles to watch

what the fuck am I talking about help me

>>788386
That would've been illegal because he was underage

>>788388
I'm sure he would find ways around it.
Pay someone else to do it and take the fall.

Or he would do like Supreme preying on Fifty Cent.
Or P Diddy erasing Tupac.

>>788384
What if goku landed in Albuquerque new mexico?

>>788392
he'd become a meth addict and stop caring about being the world's strongest fighter and probably have a lot of gay sex with whatever men are interested and chichi would divorce him and gohan would be brought up without a father which in turn would make him act out and join a gang and start slinging meth, and then one day he'd encounter goku at a drug deal but tuco is there and is secretly working for gustavo fring aka frieza and he'd call gus to notify him about the deal gone wrong and gus would assume his final form and destroy their house with the pizza on the roof and ki blasts gohan and walt jr. and goku would weep for his son and their poor circumstances, but walter would still be cooking that crystal blue persuasion.

>>788396
chichi wouldnt even meet goku in this what if tho

>>788392
he would be found by jesses parents and raised as jesses younger brother. eventually he becomes a drug addict but because of his strength he takes over all of the local meth gangs by the age of 14 and he'd probably take down the cartel kind of like how he did with the red ribbon army, but he'd be too stupid to handle any of it, i think hed just fuck off to the mountains and smoke weed all day. after gokus onslaught we would have a massive power vacuum where everyones too scared to step up and get whacked so crime is more or less eradicated other than small gangs who werent killed off by goku. thats when walter white comes in, him and jesse team up more or less like what happened in our normal timeline, but jesse mentions goku to walt, and walt sees this as an opportunity to make a lot of money with goku as one of his goons, so he asks jesse to set up a sitdown so he can meet up with goku. walt realises goku is dumb af and just manipulates him to join his gang, and uses him to take over new mexico, he starts doing deals with what remains of the cartel, and basically we skip to season 5 heisenberg right off the bat with him making millions thanks to the monopoly goku brings him

so raditz would still land on earth in this timeline, but goku is incredibly weak since he faced 0 challenge and never had to train, still i think walter could probably convince the saiyans to team up with him to sell crystal meth in outer space, plus goku would finally have someone strong to train with. frieza would probably be this timelines gus as he'd want in on the intergalactic meth trade, he would start taxing the saiyans heavily and even threatening them, so walt would convince them to train to get stronger so they could kill him and take over. the saiyans side with walt because him and goku are the only ones who know how to cook, but they are the muscle so they think they shpuld be leading and giving orders, basically they plan to manipulate goku to get on their side so they can kill walt and then kill frieza getting the entire empire for themselves, meanwhile walt is also getting goku to train so he can kill the saiyans and frieza

>>787965
or maybe the world is a bit more complex than that huh

The Reformists can never have any real authority even if they get elected because the Principalist Ayatollah has a veto power over all their decisions

>>787966
nope

>>787965
>Anti-Communist
Yeah
>Liberal
HELL NO!!!
In no way are they based of course but Iran is not liberal, they are the only government on the planet with the exception of Afghanistan that will put religion of global capitalism, if they really were liberals then Iran would just be another Epstein-colony like Qatar or the UAE, but their own religious zealotry opposes American hegemony.

Iranian women are hot. Also, liberalism, not to be conflated with neoliberalism, is pretty good.

>>787860
Do you smoke weed with your parents?

>>787863
No, they tolerate that I do it but are not fans. I typically wait till they go to bed, then hit the vape and play vidya or goon.

>>787687
Wonder if any other Czech anon were in attendance

>>788382 there's no way this is real you're lying to me

>>788382
is it really worth it?

>>788340
Proud Hon circle…

and marx hated proud hon… kinda problematic

It's pronounced "proo-dohn", pseud

gurl you should be arrested… cuz property is theft and my heart is urs <3

Proud-HEET

Better red than dead

If we did this during COVID, Leftypol wouldve had a literal reset.

cavalier

churchwarden has aura but author seems a lot more practical

>>786964
just picked two

Tyrolean is by far the coolest

Now where could my pipe be?

Who cares? If she's sex, she's sex.

>>788098
I don't see any furries in MY mirror, anon.

>>788095
>>788097
What's the original?

its like being mixed race, mixed furred

>>788350
Just the staircase from 1-5 with no text. 6 is an edit of 5.

>>788240
slurs are communist

>>788151
Cracker
Eurocuck
Amerilard
>>788191
>cuckasian
that's a good one too

>>788246
>>788248
Then I guess you shouldn't have any problem with misogynistic wording

i ain't afraid of no bureau

>>788319
the bureaucrats are coming after you

No bureaucrat ever called me uyghur