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Some guy is coming back from his appointment with the doctor, when suddenly he stops and exclaim:
>Aw shit, i forgot!
He comes back to the offices and asks his doctor:
>Doctor, what was it already? Libra or Capricorn?
<Cancer Sir.

this isn't a very good joke, because why did the guy forget? Wouldn't it be funnier if the patient had dementia or something? I don't know, I think this joke needs some work

>>830627
That doesn't really work with another diagnostic because the joke was supposed to be astrological sign puns…

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john rod

i love OP's picrel. Just goes to show how femboys are indestructible



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>be switch guy open to dominant women and submitting to them
<they are either bullies
<or want to peg you
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>>830528
>generic medium-length-dark-hair-and-glasses-with-timid-personality-self-insert-moid-MC
Fucking trash.

>>830533
Sour grapes.

>>830542
The gapes are rotten anon, stop buying them and start demanding some fresh produce.

>>830263
You're a kulak.
You're complaining about something that is good that is happening to you while the rest of us can barely afford to eat.

>>830580
Sour gapes



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Since the last one disappeared somewhere, so I'm creating another thread dedicated to my beloved Tatsuya Ishida (≧◡≦) ♡
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gigachad veles is being so patient with this judeobolshevik christcuck soyjak strawman, amirite fellow sinfest fans

>>830607
will our christcuck hero die in the next thread? find out!

>>830607
this is the kinda shit zonked hitler was ruminating on while he was losing the war.

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What if, in your next life, your soul goes back to the past and you resurrect as a dinosaur?
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MARXISTS hate fun and have indoctrinated the world to believe in materialism which means you DO NOT get to party in heaven with angels, you DO NOT get to be reincarnated as a cow, and you DO NOT get to sell your soul to succubi.

>>830557
just wait comrade we will invent them

>>830512
There's a short story about a time travel mind control tech where a serial killer in the modern day controls a t. rex brain and he sets out to kill all the simian mammals to wipe out humanity before it begins. I forget what happens I think the t. rex primitive brain gets distracted by a trike and falls down a cliff or something. So probably that.

>>830582
>MARXISTS hate fun
Yes, here's Lenin:
<A communist regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in communism. There is no humor in communism. There is no fun in communism. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious. Communism does not allow swimming in the sea and is opposed to radio and television serials. Communism, however, allows marksmanship, horseback riding and competition.

>>830582
None of thoses things are gonna happen regardless if there are Marxists or not.



 

How do you respond to that without sounding mad?
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China's (liberal) response to Trump (fascist) should be nuking Portland and Milwaukee

>>826914
porland is like the opposite side of the country as washington DC and pretty left leaning as far as american cities go

>>826917
We don't care about fascist ideology and their weirdo internal ideological divisions
Just pick two random cities who cares

Bump

>>826808
Japan wasn't fascist. USA didn't nuke Germany or Italy.



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Just had to pay like £100 for a weeks worth of food just for myself; in this thread share advice on how to shoplift from big stores

From experience i know that these fucking scanners don't always pick up on unpaid items because i know people who have left items at the bottom of their cart and forgot to pay for them whilst not setting off any alarms

Obviously you can't do that for everything but there must be a way to cut the cost of shopping this way
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>>830614
If you have the option, try and go to a food bank. You really don’t want to have shit on your record, it will make things so much harder for you in the long run. This should be a last resort.

Don't do it. You'll probably get caught. They usually wait until the amount of worth you have stolen is worth around 1000


>>830614
>Steal from small businesses
based

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idk how it is in the uk but in the us the prices are so inflated at this point that even if you rip a few things off you're still the sucker, what the business is raking in selling this worthless garbage is more than enough to offset your little five finger discount. but if you do want to shave off a few dollars at the grocery store, here are some tips and tricks. scales on the self checkout scanners have a bit of flex and you can get away with putting your thumb over a barcode or two or stacking a few thin packages and making like it's just one, so long as the items are just a few ozes and you don't trip the scale and make the machine lock up and play back a video of you for the store attendants to watch. and this is probably us-specific, but if it's a huge big box store like a walmart or something and you're buying something that literally comes in a big box you can go to some deserted corner of the store and tear open a hole at one of the seams and slip a few small things in. as for the human element its just all about appearances. the way you look is the main thing, your race and the way you dress and your body language and facial expressions. being white gives you a major advantage obviously but it doesn't make you untouchable, if you look like a homeless bum or a deliquent teenager they'll watch you more closely, if you act nervous or hurried or unnatural compared to the people around you, you'll stick out like a sore thumb. and it's not just the store workers you have to watch out for; the world is full of busybodies who can't wait to make a citizen's arrest and feel like a local hero for 5 seconds and tell all their friends about how they took a noble stand against the moral decay of society. and when it comes to consequences, don't think it's just about the money and they'll let it slide if it's just a few dollars, because it's not really about what you stole it's about how it looked when you did it - you've disrespected the store and the company and the employees and made them all look bad by ripping them off in front of witnesses so they now feel obligated to make an example of you to protect their public image, so if you do get caught play dumb and pretend like it was unintentional and if they don't buy that, immediately and calmly and quietly leave, do not argue or go with them to the back office or listen to anything they say, they're trying to make a powerplay and keep you in the store until the cops show up. and the cops won't let it slide Post too long. Click here to view the full text.



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I ate toast this morning. Prove me wrong.
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You are the one making the claim. The burden of proof is on you.

>>830529
I hate it when this happens.

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>>830493
i c-can't

OP here, I lied! I didn't actually eat toast this morning.

>>830623
Breadcucking pill backpedalmaxxer



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a thread for you to get REAL. get REAL in here. say something REAL. we are fucking IMAGEBOARDING right now.
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>>828264
idk how "good" you are at daydreaming but imagining having a shower doesn't feel as good as actually having a ashower. imagining a tasty meal isn't as tasty as actually having a tasty meal. like your imagination can only get you so far, especially while you're rotting in a neglected home and body because you daydream all the time and get nothing done. eventually you'll crash your car daydreaming and die or become crippled.

>>830479
daydreamed i had some ice cream and then i had some for real and it was better in the daydream

>>830479
Having a shower does not feel good.

>>830543
t. stinky

>>830562
Just cause he doesnt enjoy it doesnt mean lack of hygene.
t. dislikes shower but still does it twice a day



 

Why is every tuber/streamer/‘influencer’ a pedorapist? What is it about internet fame that makes people want to diddle kids or become Nazis? How can it be stopped?
(Pic only tangentially related)
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>>828975
>I've seen you
This is an image board. Don't do the tingnoter thing where you pretend everyanon is one guy, you know that isn't true, as you are yourself a counterexample to that assumption.
>VTubers are absolutely not immune from this.
I already acknowledged this nuance, yet stand by my prior claim that non-fleshtubers are way less likely to end up being like this than fleshtubers.

For every normal fleshtuber, there are thousands of abusive fleshtubers.

For every abusive non-fleshtuber, there is thousands of normal non-fleshtubers.

>>829094
Transitioning could save her

>>829312
yes, probably, but this zaryan made a very pragmatic decision to react against these forces. not everyone has the cojones to beautiful lady😍🥰 out, ironically.

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>>830510
Who is that?



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Youtube Clickbait Thumbnails III
We had 2 other threads but they died.
This is the 3rd.
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>>828976
The last image is rather disingenuous, as whatever involvement CIA had in radicalising Chinese muslims, it was done hand in hand with Chinese government who itself was supporting radicals to also fight Soviets in Afganistan.

>we're literally just mowing down shoplifters now

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>>830508
i haven't thought about Big Lurch eating his chick's lungs in a long time, damn. probably over a decade.

>>829013
I used to beat my meat to her



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