What's the weirdest thing you can pay someone to do TO\FOR you? (Yes, I am critizing the se*ual-industrial Complex)
Paying to go die in mount everest comes to mind as the goofiest thing you can pay for
Pay a woman to hypnotize you until you have a hands free orgasm. No one believes it is possible until they do.
Pay a man to lash your back until you have a hands free orgasm, but only happens after blood is dripping profusely and you endured pain for hours.
Both are happening at the same time in this planet and a person that lives one refuses to believe someone would enjoy the other.
Pro tip: it is all generated by the computer simulation we live in.