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Anonymous 15-11-25 17:30:57 No.726525[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

DREAM REPORTING THREAD!!!!!!!

I'll give EVERY SINGLE post an ✨OFFICIAL DREAM RATING✨ AND I will guess what kind of mental disorder you have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 20-09-26 17:12:36 No.825352

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OP here!!!!!!! i just had one of those very insense deliriant dreams!!!!! I woke up inside the dream like 3 different times at least. One of the times I "woke up" and reality was completely FUCKED and felt like I had severe brain damage and I legit thought this was my life now. but then I actually woke up… did I wake up? Is this still a dream?!?!?!?!??!?!???!?!
>>824720
analysis: GARBAGE depressing dreamare, I hope you don't have it again
score: -20/100 🥀
>>824520
analysis: very hot, but no action :C
score: 60/100 😳
also, it means u'r a gock sucker
>>824455
analysis: very cool funny psychedelic ass dream I like it(!!!)
score: 80/100 ✨
>>824365
analysis: i hope u keep having this gay dream so it consumes reality and it becomes the truth, it's a very cool dream
score: 99/100 ✨
>>824032
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Anonymous 21-09-26 06:07:42 No.825466

A nail was driven through my head, across the skull, right behind the eyes, without touching the brain or damaging anything. Unnoticeable, unless I rolled my eyes to the very ends of their ranges, then I could feel them touching the metal. They claimed it was for aesthetic reasons, like a piercing. But I don't remember being asked if I wanted it or not.

Anonymous 22-09-26 15:39:07 No.825834

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>>825466
analysis: that's a very spooky dreamare!!! i hope it isn't foreshadowing for how u'r going to die!!!!!
score: 70/100 ✨
>>819053
analysis: stressful but sounds fun. Also naked feet very hot
score: 75/100 ✨
>>818582
analysis: EXTREMELY depressing nightmare, very uncool. Hope u have a decent dream next time
score: 0/100 🥀
>>818823
analysis: extremely cool dream despite the injustice at the end!!!!!!
score: 95/100 ✨
>>816143
analysis: o… kay…? That's all?
also, this dream means u'r gay for some reason
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Anonymous 23-09-26 06:03:36 No.825980

I woke up early and while trying to fall asleep again, forgot the dream that I know to have dreamed. All I remember that it involved knights who were not impressed by some Grace & Alunya fanfiction.

Anonymous 24-09-26 07:40:08 No.826326

I had to pee, so I went to the loo and whipped it out. The foreskin looked swollen, and when I pulled it back, thick, deep-blue, ink-like goo flew out from under it, a much larger amount than it could have fit in there.

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Anonymous 23-09-26 16:22:15 No.826075[Reply]

I just realized that Chun-Li from Street Fighter II has the same look and ears as Lassalle.

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Anonymous 23-09-26 16:30:37 No.826086

how would you even reach such a conclusion

Anonymous 23-09-26 16:31:15 No.826087

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>>826085

Anonymous 23-09-26 16:31:23 No.826088

Lassalle was based and underrated tbh

Anonymous 23-09-26 16:40:41 No.826090

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>>826080
>>826086

Anonymous 24-09-26 06:05:29 No.826319

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>>826085

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Yo want sum? Anonymous 24-09-26 05:29:35 No.826311[Reply]

Muh proles?
Muh plebeyans?
Muh workers?

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Anonymous 23-09-26 05:18:29 No.825978[Reply]

Doesn't this apply to the proleteriat aswell?

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Anonymous 23-09-26 16:19:39 No.826074

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>>825978

Anonymous 23-09-26 17:41:47 No.826120

>>826074
The type of TRVKE /leftypol/ is not ready for.

But in all seriousness, is there a different path towards communism that is applicable to the western world?

Anonymous 23-09-26 19:51:34 No.826159

>>826004
Learn a new skill and boast about it?

Anonymous 24-09-26 03:48:54 No.826297

>>826120
No, the path is the same, the answer is simpler: if there's no proletarians, then you just have to make them into proletarians
With JDPON

Anonymous 24-09-26 04:01:09 No.826300

>>826120
>is there a different path towards communism that is applicable to the western world?
socdem genocide, there is no other way

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Anonymous 23-09-26 20:58:28 No.826213[Reply]

Dunno why there so many communist islamic simps when literally every socialist state has done their hardest to try to rid the populace of the retarded reactionary beliefs of some pedophilic warlord from late antiquity

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Anonymous 23-09-26 21:40:05 No.826234

>>826232
>Zionism is when you describe the contents of the quran
Imagine being dumber than a fucking stormfag.

Anonymous 23-09-26 21:45:17 No.826236

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>>826232
Here we see the reason why all socialist countries have banned Islam.

Anonymous 23-09-26 21:49:27 No.826237

>>826213
>Dunno why there so many communist islamic simps
Are there? I think there are just people who think Israel genociding Palestinians is bad and they support genocide victims. As for getting rid of religion, I think that requires decades of education, not simply throwing all religious people in jail. Religion is a highly embedded thing. It doesn't just disappear overnight.

Anonymous 23-09-26 22:44:30 No.826254

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~~>>826251~~
>MUHHH STORMFAG
>Literally an antisemite who calls all his opponents by a stereotypical Jewish name

Anonymous 23-09-26 22:56:01 No.826260

~~>>826255~~
>LARPing as a commie
<Said by antisemitic low autism score pisslamist who hasn't read a single book
And that’s even leaving aside the fact that you’ve excluded the anarchists from the commies.
Mods will ban just about anyone, yet they’ll never lift a finger against the most obvious bait.

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Anonymous 23-09-26 20:22:45 No.826187[Reply]

Hello siberia, i'm broke.

How can i make some money without getting a job (job market is shit and whenever i apply i get rejected so i stopped trying) and without doing anything illegal

Anonymous 23-09-26 20:39:35 No.826197

Is begging for money illegal? That's the only thing I could think of in your situation.

Anonymous 23-09-26 20:47:43 No.826204

you need to go into debt and never pay it back or wait 10-20 years and kill yourself when you run out of options.

Anonymous 23-09-26 22:35:28 No.826248

>>826204
>never pay it back
You can just pay a little bit of it every month and they can't legally attack you, even if you pay 20 bucks at best, since you're technically trying to pay it back, or maybe that only apply where I live

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Anonymous 21-09-26 16:59:20 No.825575[Reply]

Remind me, what's the point of being a communist if I hate normies? I won't be a worker for long, I'll either be a NEET or a bourgeois.

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Anonymous 23-09-26 20:47:56 No.826205

>>826202
I don't enjoy being raped.

Anonymous 23-09-26 20:55:14 No.826212

>>826205
you just haven't found the right rape yet

Anonymous 23-09-26 21:00:17 No.826215

>>826014
you will only be sent to labour camps for being a class traitor, and objectively the working class is more aligned with you than with rightoids or porkies

communism is selfish, you get more money for less work while also other people get more money for less work, if you need to work less you have more free time to not interact with people and be left the fuck alone.

being an ally in the struggle for workers liberation doesn't make you my friend, you just want the same thing I want and we work together to achieve that, then we can both piss off to our corners to live life as we see fit.

people need to drop this bullshit about communism equaling being constantly holding hands and talking to everyone, communism is about money and resources like capitalism, it just benefits more people.

Anonymous 23-09-26 21:10:51 No.826219

>>826215
>you will only be sent to labour camps
if these exist then it means its still le transitory state and not communism tho, so you are saying i wont get to actually see communism

Anonymous 23-09-26 22:33:26 No.826247

>>826125
Only person that would be like that are people that hate their families in the first place

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Complaining about social media /destroysocialmedia/ 23-09-26 15:55:28 No.826059[Reply]

The internet is dying because of modern social media and we unironically need to wipe it clean and retvrn to image boards and the like because all other social media except maybe YouTube (non-shorts) is manufacturing illiterate future lumpenproles from the youth at a catastrophic rate.

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Anonymous 23-09-26 17:27:46 No.826110

social media sucks now because its indistinguishable from imageboards
the algorithm pushes the most psychopathic content to its front page and rewards ragebait with views

schizonymous 23-09-26 20:08:56 No.826180

Trve. Little lumpens just see influencers peddling unnecessary shit and they suddenly want to waste money onto said unnecessary goyslop, making the companies who sponsor the influencers (to be a poster child for digital capitalism) profit more from the little gullible lumpens. Also, mainstream social media™ (and also some imageboards) can be breeding grounds for rightoid propaganda that can be displayed by the algorithm after a little lumpen looks for a (((Manosphere))) video

Anonymous 23-09-26 20:51:03 No.826206

>WE need to wipe it clean

nah YOU just need to log off, your brain is too weak to withstand the power of the warp, social media shares the dark truths of humanity and YOU need to be disconnected because the truth is too sharp and hurts too much

the internet is faustian in nature, it's pandoras box, and just like other elements of modernity you can never go back truly, you can only escape to conservative safe spaces (for examples of people doing this: the amish)

Anonymous 23-09-26 20:54:14 No.826210

>>826206
they literally consulted psychiatrists and brain surgeons to figure out how to make the most addictive platforms possible. i dont think social media is natural in any way

Anonymous 23-09-26 21:37:49 No.826233

>>826059
>manufacturing illiterate future lumpenproles from the youth at a catastrophic rate.
Kids are making personal html websites and spinning up game servers and federated microblogging nodes for their friend groups. You are the one being made into an illiterate lumpen.
>>826210
>they literally consulted psychiatrists and brain surgeons to figure out how to make the most addictive platforms possible.
And yet you so eagerly use those that you see the concepts of the internet and centralized social media as interchangeable.

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Anonymous 23-09-26 11:46:10 No.826016[Reply]

I always thought sweaty ballsacks Just Smelled Like That, but this week I applied antibacterial.cream on my ballsack for unrelated reasons and my ballsack.smells of nothing now

Materialist explanation?

Anonymous 23-09-26 14:39:51 No.826045

>>826016
women like ball smell so god is clearly punishing you for tampering with the natural order

Anonymous 23-09-26 18:07:03 No.826133

>>826016
Bacteria synthetize molecules that have a distinct smell. No more bacteria = no more smelly molecules being made.

Anonymous 23-09-26 18:10:10 No.826135

you only kill 99% of bacteria. the ones that resist the antibacterial come back stronger and reproduce, then all the new bacteria inherit their genes. eventually you breed super strong flesh eating bacteria resistant to all antibiotics

Anonymous 23-09-26 19:26:06 No.826145

why would you get rid of boysmell? metrosexuality has gone too far

Anonymous 23-09-26 20:27:24 No.826192

>>826145
goysmell

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leftism has become just a subculture and that's why we're going to keep losing Anonymous 23-09-26 16:06:38 No.826063 [Reply]

>socialists then
<how do we design a planned economy with enough efficiency that it can withstand external pressures and compete with other countries while meeting the needs of the populace? let's get thousands of scientists to work on this problem
>socialists now
<economics doesn't real, just do a revolution and everyone gets everything for free!
>socialists then
<how do we give the broader proletariat knowledge of its conditions and of what is necessary to overcome them? this is surely a complex problem that needs to be constantly re-examined because the answer will vary with time and place
>socialists now
<um it's not my job to educate you and also it's boring and too much effort, and i'm just gonna assume everyone who disagrees with me is unchangeably stupid and evil
>socialists then
<we need to carefully plan instances of activism and action, making sure they always advance our wider strategy and goals, knowing that sometimes it's best to do nothing if it will only hurt us in the long run
>socialists now
<i'm gonna go out and march around for a few days because it's cool and makes me feel like a badass revolutionary. we don't need to make concrete demands or have organization or a plan or anything. and then when this inevitably fails i'm gonna tell myself it's because the world is cruel and uncaring and i'm never gonna do anything again
>socialists then
<i'm a socialist so i'm gonna join an org, spread my ideas to my fellow workers, and sacrifice some of my spare time to real action
>socialists now
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Anonymous 23-09-26 18:10:02 No.826134

>bumplocked
oh my god mods are you fucking serious? should this have been another thread about pedophilia or whether all women are whores?

Anonymous 23-09-26 19:47:04 No.826156

>>826134
mods are actually fucking retards

Anonymous 23-09-26 19:49:34 No.826158

>>826109
>Because I dont have issue with the quotes
if you are OP i was posting them literally to back you up. did you just assume I was counter arguing? god damn.

Anonymous 23-09-26 19:55:28 No.826161

>>826158
i'm op that guy ain't me

Anonymous 23-09-26 20:59:33 No.826214

>>826123
All right, Ill bite. Who are the western marxists you are criticising? Give me example of a specific organisation, politician or theoretician.

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