/siberia/ - Off-topic

If the US balkanizes the remaining nations will probably be a mix of authoritarian neo-liberal states, think a democrat controlled state but even more authoritarian to quell dissent and protect their nations "democracy"/bourgeois interests while the other nations will be extremely authoritarian far-right, hyper militant, fascist states, think the average board on 4chan like /pol/, /v/ or a country like Saudi Arabia but even more retarded and sociopathic. I don't see them causing trouble beyond themselves because they will always have a convenient enemy bordering them giving an air of legitimacy to their own rule. Maybe they will make alliances with outside countries to empower their own rule in the former US region but I don't see them being a major problem beyond maybe funding some terrorist groups abroad.

>>748555
Rent lowering anime girls keep pseuds out

>>748496
From a purely selfish perspective I support balkanization because I'm on the west coast and if it was left to its own devices it would be highly successful. At a bare minimum a very wealthy social democracy. The US federal government is unquestionably holding it back and at this point provides zero benefit.

feel like the oklahoma purchase territories would be de jure land back with reclaimed territories but de facto indigenous and yt supremacist gangs competing for territory. bit of a wild west situa there. thered be an unofficial truce just bc the settlers outnumber them. midwest/chicago could be self sufficient if it could get fertilizer for its massive fields and assuming monoculture farming is still the meta. if u overthrow the farmers you could get a good chance at whatever communist ideology is in season at the time but itd undoubtedly be a shithole bc its cut off from the rest of the world, although i dont know enough about its soil quality to say. could be self sufficient? has california industrialized? i feel like since its marketed as this final vacation spot for all aspiring landowners and bougs it prolly hasnt. Might project soft power all over the world but it'll have extreme beef with texas to get access to the gulf dont know too much about the east to say but im going this far so whatever. northeast prolly some weird mix of constitutionalists and might nostalgiapill themselves to conquer the original area of the 13 colonies. But itll have a progressive bend to it. imagine(haha) an imperialist social democracy. might also want to re-engage in canada just bc of lost territory there. might push to institutionalize the indigenous AGAIN to be official "citizens" to try to make some claim at canada's territories an twisted version of land back. The south dunno, thats a real wild card. black communities are definitely impoverished and theyll get all of the heel and be the scapegoat for all problems if they dont rise up. theyve strategically been starved of whatever official aid but the chaos of balkanization might get them to make some real gains for their communities. As the waters rise bc of global warming itll be a refugee hotspot. However itll be de jure a confederacy apologist statist revisionist of some kind and be the upturned nose of all the balkan areas bc of some well reasoned disgust at the confederacy but also conveniently turning a blind eye to all of the minorities there. i think im underestimating the indigenous here in all territories but damn the amerikkkans genocided them pretty badly in the past. theyll probably be another faction but like afghanistan itll be heavily tribal out of respect. maybe they wont have to do incest to keep their people alive.

>>748293
>we were one of the beneficiaries of US hegemony
wtf he is going full TWist mode

Some of the funniest shit that has happened in this hellhole

>>748258
EU can do it, but Canada is legit retarded if they think they won't be invaded in the next few decades if they don't give in to US interests. Xi is welcome, but he must sit in the cuck chair while Uncle Sam fucks the maple syrup guzzling hoseheads.

>>748293
> I remember when they made fun of us for using that term

Like every IR textbook uses that term

>>748258
Pissing off their more powerful neighbour sure worked out well for Ukraine.
Good luck if you're expecting China to ride to the rescue.

>>748329
>Believe me AFAB majority boards and corners are completely unbearable if you're anything but the pastiest radlib white woman
please elaborate

>>748335
i dunno if this has anything to do with that guy was talking about but there was that female-only clone of kiwifarms that was basically the same thing and the same level of toxicity, but with a high school mean girl kind of flavor and an emphasis on TERFiness

Yep, fkn rofl. Those kiwi farms are bleh,

Almost everyone born male but with a huge gay/bi/trans over representation. But probably less than /pol/'s.

i imagine you all as women so youre 99% women sorry chuds(affectionate)

I remember during years of being addicted to meth my dentists would always praise my teeth for being in great shape and I was dumbfounded. Every other family member (none of whom did meth) had pretty big problems.

Good on you m8.

>>748630
i did jury duty and it was pretty interesting. it also made work seethe and absolutely lose their minds because i responded to it and they said i broke the rules and i should have asked the company first if i could do jury duty. they stormed off to the legal dept, but when they returned they looked deflated and said they would accept it. like wtf its a legal requirement its not like the work is being generous by allowing me to go. it was their own fault for fucking up the scheduling to allow 3 people to be off simultaneously.

Yo your hate is to susilate…

>>748612
>susilate
what do that mean 🤔

>>748619
sus dilation

>>748607
can't wait to be the hyperpolitical thanksgiving uncle gonna accuse my inlaws of revisionism

I've slowly moulded my mom from a fascist into a progressive over the years, but she's still terrified of things like Communism.
My dad was one of those "every attempt to change the status quo is idiotic" centrist types in the past, but he fell hard for the far-right takeover of social media and is a full on fascist supporter now.

>>748603
His mom hanged himself after he came out as eco-fash.

my brother makes me pay rent for the guest house on our late father's property, and I told mom that he is a clear example of why they hanged the kulaks during collectivization

It was something about atomic bombs, but I don't remember the details anymore.

I was in some village and had to get to some other village but did not have money for the bus fare.

The same war dream again, where I lost my rifle and have to do a forced march on my own or else face capture

I was popping some white heads on my face and one exploded with a worm popping out. I pulled the whole thing out of my head, I felt relief as I was pulling. It was probably like 20 feet long. After I removed it I noticed I looked much slimmer.

I was going down this concrete road in the forest and there were road works ahead. The workers were neck deep in some natural looking hole in the middle of the road and one of them asked me if I could help him lift this piece of asphalt from the edge of it. I agreed and we lifted it and started walking but after a few steps I asked where we were going. I was told we were going to throw it into the woods. I said I won't do that as it is illegal. All the other workers laughed and told him that I was right but he was pissed.

After that I had an unrelated dream where a coworker tried to get some of my friends and me to steal a PlayStation with them, and we all agreed to do it.

Some will say Pahlavis are too secular. Too zionist. Too liberal. Too feminist. A Bolshevik dynasty for having a one-party state and populism and for not being too heavy on religion and sectarian and for being nationalistic.
To me, Pahlavi has a certain charm regardless other monarchies could learn from. Like Wilhelm II has admirers for being a modern monarchy, I think it is the same with the Pahlavis.

brother it wouldn't be an alien currency just cuz you made it out of that

>>748581
Stop!! It will:
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>>741734
so i am crazy. thanks, my glowa

>>741736
there's something appealing about characters with permanently closed/squinted eyes, even though I can't keep myself from overthinking about how that would actually work
i guess they would all look like clit eastwood

I'm slowly driving myself crazy over hypotheticals because I want a moderately popular furry artist who I've never interacted with to be my friend.

>>747067
that's how i am with nearly everyone i follow on social media

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