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Anyone here ever tried a smoke-dried ghost chili pepper?

>>654391
hottest thing I ever tasted was a korean soup. I was barely able to eat it despite loving spicy food, but it was still extremely good.

>>654527
pues hay un foro /latam/, qué esperabas?

>>654518
High doses of capsaicin functions as a psychedelic ego melter. It alters both the mind and the body. There's no escape from the heat, there is only acceptance and understanding. If you fight the heat, you will not win. You must confront yourself before you confront the heat.
And after the trip, you can experience it a flashback when you sit on the toilet.

Chapter 6.
AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!
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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end
and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two
pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red
blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale
white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much
eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have glasses
anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco’s and there was no scar on his
forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked
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exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an
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“U c, Enobby,” Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. “2 c wht iz n da
flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?”
“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!” Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd
shockd. I guess he didn’t have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. “U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!”
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on
the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and
black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around
me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don’t know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put
on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
“You look kawai, girl.” B’loody Mary said sadly. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.” I said sadly too, but I
was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried
again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn’t spy on me this time. I
went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed
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Chapter 16.
AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn
swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin
muh japnese!
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We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly.
MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did
in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter
cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather
minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black
baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We
ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others.
We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!
“Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last
time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them”
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Chapter 20.
AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be
un vacation in transilvania 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.
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All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset
with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert
again, since Volxemort had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my
bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on
sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I
hopped inside dat it was Draco so we could do it again.
“Wut de fucking hell r u doing!” I shouted angrily. It was Loopin! “R u gonna cum rape me or
what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around
hem and Snap since he was a pedo.
“No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.
“Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?” I shouted sarkastikally.
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PDF of the papers found on Marx's corpse.

there are so many books which must be read; these are not them

>>654899
Theres a fag making a soy face over it, so it must be shit.

>>654899
He also invented the practice of degreasing pizzas

>>654635
>Is there even a female equivalent?
Uhhh yeah. retard

>>654635
Yea there is. Giantess porn.
Also, kinkshaming is a no-no

All that talk about acceptance but you guys pathologise cishet males for fetishes.

>>654690
Ok but that's also targeted towards men

>>654684
Peter Pan insisted she get em

>>654714
You'd be surprised how many women are into giantess stuff.

Talk to actual jews and see that they they probably have opinions that you agree with and ones that you dont agree with.

Jews in the US have a lot of representation in hollywood and in parts of academia relative to the amount of other ethnic reasons, but there is a history to that which is no conspiracy.. so do the irish in lots of cities in government.

Get off of /pol/, that shit will rot your brain

>>654722
Normoids will spill the beans to self-aggrandize.

>>654721
I'm planning to take next year off to travel a good portion of Europe, North Africa, and Asia. Here are pics from my last trip to Oman a few months ago.

>>654814
I agree that hostels are great for meeting people but I honestly hate the experience. I typically book a hostel through Hostel World for about a day so that I can be added to their discussion board, then stay in a hotel. Last time I was in Europe I met a French qt through their app but failed to fuck because I'm retarded. Also its crazy that private hostel rooms are way worse than hotel rooms yet still more expensive.

Oman's nice btw but you'll need a car or the willingness to hitchhike. I literally waited an hour for a taxi once. The country is way less touristy than anywhere else in the Gulf, excluding Kuwait (which is a shithole), but in a cool way. The bars are trash though. I went to the Radisson Blu and the "glasses" of gin they served were shots at best. Regardless, I think the best Gulf countries to visit to get the region's vibe are UAE and Oman. I haven't been to Saudi yet though and that may be a nice combination of UAE's urban life and Oman's history.

>>654871
how the prices in general ?

>>654886
Honestly, it's kind of hard for me to give a good assessment since I've lived in the region for awhile. It's comparably priced to other Gulf States, and I feel like its not much more expensive than back in the US. But honestly my internal scale is messed up.

What stood out to me though was the relatively high prices of taxis and hotel rooms. I always stay in low-mid range hotels but all of the ones in Muscat in that range were fairly old and priced high. The hotel I stayed in was maybe built in the 80s or 90s and last touched up in maybe the 2000s. The carpet was trash and some of the ceiling was bulging in the hallway. It cost around $50 a night. Other hotels seems similarly bad too. When I got out of Muscat and went to Nizwa, I ended up staying in a room in a renovated traditional house at like $70 a night. That's more than I'd usually pay but it was a cool experience. The house was a part of a renovated village that was practically a new construction since most of the original structures wasted away.

I can't recall exact numbers for taxi prices but it was notably higher than UAE or Qatar. But I'm sure part of that was supply and demand and the city's topography. Muscat is mountainous which makes navigating by car tedious at times.

It is quite simple to understand, firstborn sons inherited their father's property or business and all they had to learn was how to manage that property. The other sons had to actually make careers, in the Army, the clergy, the Civil Service and so on and men in these positions had a greater potential to lead revolutions

>>654771
that is the world's smallest jesus. ai went and crucified a child

>>654772
and the bald eagle is basically a pidgeon.

>>654771
I impregnated all those women

>>654771
>You have to pump out kids so you can ship them to the battlefield
Jesus man. At least in China they tell you to have a kid so you can have someone feed you when you're aging. This fanatical martyr-producing womb mentality Abrahamixs have is disturbing

>>654772
I dont think that is even supposed to be Jesus, the prompt involved motherhood, women, so I bet it put Mary on the cross.

>>653324
The only great monarch was King Charles VI of France, because he was not in the mental state to be a monarch, thought he was made of glass and would break if somebody touched him, rode on a horse naked around town screaming obscenities, forgot he had a wife, forgot he was the king at one point and much much more crazy shit like randomly attacking his own knights thinking they are the enemy.
He suffered from schizophrenia, typhus, bipolar disorder, and arsenic poisoning. I think he was just forced into being a monarch because of the way noble families were structured and didn't know better than to be in that position.

>>654823
Like it makes as much sense to hate him for being a monarch as it is to hate a random schizophrenic hobo for randomly receiving a noble title, its not like he had the choice of being born into nobility or had the mental stability to know to step down from his position. The fact that he forgot he was a king at one point shows how fucked in the head he was. It doesn't make sense to hate him, it makes more sense to hate the persons who placed him in that position instead.

>>653324
I thought Pope Francis was a pretty chilly dude, like I'm usually a huge edgelord when it comes to shitting on aristoKKKrats and the clergy but I just don't have it in me to mock the guy.

>>654834
how's denver this time of year?

>>654823
I think that even someone like the Leninhat poster (the original one, behind the copypasta) could appreciate a person like Charles VI, if he were born today into a royal family in the likes of Saudi Arabia to be king then we would be cheering for the insanity that persuades and sabotages the royalty consecutively. It's not the kind of demented mental illness of in the likes of Biden, its the kind of mental illness that causes irrational fuckups that permanently impairs and dents the image of royalty in the eyes of the populace.
Imagine the Saudi king right now just deciding out of nowhere that oil is sentient and that it cannot be extracted and exported to America or elsewhere because it will become angered at him. Or imagine the Saudi king telling the army to retreat from Yemen to fight ghosts in the middle of nowhere in Tabuk instead. That's the kind of insanity Charles VI had. We would definitely be cheering here if one of the contemporary remaining monarchs was this fucked in the head to a point of not just being dysfunctional but actively undermining and sabotaging the royalty with his insanity.

>>653341
this chart objectively sucks because all of those sects count as messianic judaism, the first roman jewish war was the direct result of military messianism for fuck's sake, and also christianity was objectively NOT based in military messianism either, it was based in a universal messiah, who would guarantee personal salvation and not the collective salvation that the other sects were offering.

>>652704
>They believe that Jesus was born from a virgin maiden. Yet they think that animals and plants being formed from molecular arrangements coming from ooze is blasphemy
you can believe both things are true actually

>>653332
common he was a based guy who literally fought against foreign occupation

>>653332
i once believed this until i actually looked into the case for it, which you should if you're actually curious about the question but it certainly isn't a pressing matter

>>654800
These were the Zealots. The Jesus-cult s seemed to open up to non-Jews as well, as a few Roman soldiers attended Jesus preaching. There was a strange phenomenon where early Christian fathers discouraged Christians from joining the Roman Army, but many Roman soldiers (especially in the lower ranks) had a habit of converting to Christianity. One of the reasons that the Diocletian persecution began was because he was concerned about the growing popularity of Christianity in the Roman army. By Constantine’s time, they were the majority of the Army. Although we would not have had the same version of Christianity, some would have believed that Jesus was a spirt, others that Jesus was God, just very radically different interpretations.