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Anonymous 03-03-26 18:10:45 No.763614 [Reply]

>game from 1995, height of Clinton presidency
>game is about a bunch of reptiles passing around kidnapped babies on an island

Miyamoto-sama… what did you know?!?!

Anonymous 03-03-26 18:13:53 No.763617

Miyamoto wasn't in the files? Was he?

Anonymous 03-03-26 18:14:10 No.763618

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>the main combat mechanism is devouring your foe
>the secondary combat mechanism is weaponizing the unborn.

they knew… bah gawd they knew

Anonymous 03-03-26 18:19:52 No.763620

>>763617
idk but this game has a banger art style for the time

Anonymous ## Mod 03-03-26 18:23:07 No.763622

Moved to >>>/games/46212.

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Anonymous 02-03-26 07:01:00 No.763259[Reply]

Ever since he broke up with Asherah he's had major divorced guy energy. First he took it out on his son, now he's taking it out on the entire planet. What gives?

Anonymous 02-03-26 07:16:12 No.763268

>>763259
Who??

Anonymous 02-03-26 07:17:11 No.763269

>>763268
Seems to be yahweh.

Anonymous 02-03-26 15:28:58 No.763316

yahweh was a donkey god. ancient hebrews worshipped the donkey as a sacred animal much like how hindus worship cows

Anonymous 03-03-26 17:13:14 No.763601

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>>763316
the "parents" in the doorway are from a painting on a jar found at Kuntillet Ajrud, under the inscription "Yahweh of Samaria and his Asherah" (c. 800 BCE)

the "son" at the computer is one of the earliest depictions of jesus, a graffiti made by a man mocking christians. the text says "alexemanos worships his god"

Anonymous 03-03-26 17:23:16 No.763603

>>763601
Based

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I call this move Glownonymous 26-02-26 17:24:19 No.762037[Reply]

I call this move - Great Filibuster. The move for wasting time.
It works for this exact situation on a long game. You get your king purposefully stuck like this, and because its not a check, you sit there and waste the opponent's time.

It is not considered a check, so use wisely on a long game. This guy? I wasted like 15 minutes of his life. I should've done half an hour or more.

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Glownonymous 26-02-26 20:08:27 No.762115

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>>762112
Holy shit
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
HAHAHA THIS STRATEGY IS SO GOOD IF YOU HAVE PATIENCE

THIS GUY, I GOT THIS GUY SO TIRED HE LOST HIS QUEEN AND KNIGHT AND RESIGNED
LMAOOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT IM THE GREATEST CHESS PLAYER OF ALL TIME

Vidrel its sped up, I wasted so much of his time lmao he just got tired and lost his queen lmao and then the king lmao lmaooooo

I'm calling this strat - the weed waiter strat, because you need to smoke weeeeed and wait and the other person will get so fed up and tired he will make a mistake or leave, its just so genius its so genius Im the greatest player at long time chess

Glownonymous 26-02-26 21:03:38 No.762146

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To win this stupid dinosaur game you need two things:
-A round with no time limit
-Patience

Anonymous 03-03-26 02:06:43 No.763478

>>762037
>because its not a check,
>It is not considered a check
You clearly do not know the rules of chess. It is not checkmate, but it IS check. Anyways anyone want to play a 5+0 game? I'm IP range banned on 4chan.

Anonymous 03-03-26 16:23:10 No.763583

>>762039
>>762037
lmao, en passant is funny as shit. The rule was probably made up by some middle ages guy that just wanted to shit on his friends and it got popular.

Anonymous 03-03-26 17:07:47 No.763596

>>762037
Fucking hilarious LMFAO
>>762115
Holy shit it is so great lol. Next time I am high I will do the same!

/elg/ - Eurovision Leftypol General Captain Ajvarka 01-03-26 06:59:36 No.762987[Reply]

> By posting on these threads, you recognise that Israel rigs Eurovision for their own benefit and that the mainstream American pop industry is controlled by bourgeois Trumpists
Last night and on Friday, we have seen multiple countries choose who to send for Eurovision
Here is the full list of the selected artists and songs -
Lithuania - Lion Ceccah - Sólo Quiero Más
Finland - Linda Lampenius x Pete Parkkonen - Liekinheitin
Norway - JONAS LOVV - YA YA YA
Germany - Sarah Engels (sounds familiar?) - Fire
Bulgaria - Dara (already selected prior to this weekend) - Bangaranga
Serbia (as shown here) - LAVINA - Kraj Mene

Let's all discuss :-DDDDDDD

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Captain Ajvarka 01-03-26 21:52:12 No.763161

Eurofans are happier than sport fans

Captain Ajvarka 01-03-26 22:00:39 No.763164

>>763031
you're such a little house kosovar, go back to your little soccer game

Anonymous 01-03-26 22:15:41 No.763169

>>763017
Oooh really? Is Italy going to withdraw too?

Captain Ajvarka 02-03-26 20:43:02 No.763405

>>763169
Nahhh, Italy is going ahead, "Per Sempre Si" by Sal Da Vinci. It'll be sung in Italian and Neapolitan <3

schizonymous 03-03-26 16:45:00 No.763589

le bump

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Anonymous 02-03-26 04:23:28 No.763232[Reply]

I hate it when fucking woke leftist Cultural Marxist localizers completely go against the intention of the based Japanese gamedevs and start implying that I'm "gay" just because I love sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass.

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Anonymous 03-03-26 11:26:58 No.763552

>>763502
No.

Anonymous 03-03-26 11:33:54 No.763553

>>763552
He's got a vagina tho

Anonymous 03-03-26 11:36:03 No.763554

>>763553
But he looks like a man, so it isn't straight.

Glownonymous 03-03-26 11:51:24 No.763559

>>763551
>you like hairy men
It's not really a kink of mine but I would probably give it a spin if a ftm was into me and had a nice personality.
>have oral sex with men, so you are not heterosexual
I wasn't attracted to these guys they were just being really aggressively thirsty for my cock and I was drunk and we were sharing drugs so I let them suck it just so they would stop begging and bothering me about it. I guess technically this could be considered rape. Would probably also let a mtf suck me off if they had a pretty face but I wouldn't suck theirs or do anal with them. I'm just not into dicks and assholes

Anonymous 03-03-26 15:56:07 No.763581

>Why am I called gay just because I want to fuck dickgirls and cuntboys?

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Anonymous 02-03-26 17:54:36 No.763363[Reply]

After global early stage communism is established will there be a SSR created specifically for dudes with micropenis? I feel like we qualify as an oppressed global minority that deserves self determination

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Anonymous 03-03-26 04:11:17 No.763510

>>763452
I dont know chief, lots of men who have small penises are also autistic. Expecting us to jestermaxx and develop interesting personality is like asking fish to run, especially when development of advanced AI agents means that people seeking a passable conversation partner can just consult LLMs. I have accepted this thoughbeit, but because of that i do not think that it is too much to classify us as disabled people that the community can give charity to in exchange of social capital

Anonymous 03-03-26 04:35:10 No.763517

>>763510
if you are autistic and have a small penis the move is to make a lot of money, therefore in communism your kind will be erradicated from the face of the earth, inshallah.

Anonymous 03-03-26 05:01:27 No.763522

>>763517
Damn, so communism is just left wing eugenics

Anonymous 03-03-26 06:18:18 No.763527

It is over. Women have won. Actually they were probably never in fear of losing. Not all women of course just women in general. They've typically been the selecting sex.

Anonymous 03-03-26 15:02:37 No.763578

>>763522
life itself is eugenic, capitalism is anti eugenic, communism is a return to life.

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Anonymous 27-02-26 00:28:02 No.762253[Reply]

Is anyone else completely sick of how rightoid the internet is? I get sick of being pummeled by far right thinking point thought and perspectives on Xitter all the time. It was good and sending me leftist accounts and feeds pretty regularly, but then it always goes back to rightoid grift. I'm just pummeled by it now stop there. They say that there's still liberals on X, but it doesn't seem like there are that many left.

Also, 4chan is really annoying. I get so sick of hearing about jewish conspiracy theories, racism, sexism and homophobia and whatever bullshit they try to peddle. They are trying to make it so that you have to be right wing just to talk to anybody online.

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Anonymous 02-03-26 14:12:55 No.763305

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>X
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL ON TWITTER?
Go find a non-HOA fedi instance and make a personal website.
>4chan
come on now

Anonymous 02-03-26 19:14:20 No.763380

>>763305
people always say fediverse is good but i have to idea where to find people to talk to

Anonymous 02-03-26 19:52:27 No.763389

>>763380
I just browse the global tl when the home tl gets sparse and usually find some cool people and artists to follow. Takes a bit to get momentum with it, admittedly. I picked it up and dropped it like 3 times before getting a hang of it.

Anonymous 03-03-26 04:05:06 No.763509

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had to come back to this thread just to vent. you really can’t go anywhere these days without realizing that you’re surrounded by reactionaries and conservatives everywhere you go. is there anywhere you can even go to hang out with people who aren’t brainwashed? is this just the future? how did we end up here? is there really nothing we can do?

Anonymous 03-03-26 14:30:11 No.763575

>>763509
There’s some decent sites like mastodon, Pixelfed, and blue sky (this one’s getting better). Check em out.

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shut it all down shut it down 03-03-26 12:47:14 No.763599[Reply]

they need to shut that shit down it's just soytan r34 they need to SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN FOR FUCK SAKE. Liike genuinely they need to fucking shut it down i'm stuck here in this goon cuckold chastity cage prison shut this shit down SHUT IT DOWN.

Anonymous 03-03-26 12:50:18 No.763600

Sounds like a (you) problem tbh

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Do you think presidents are stupid on purpose? Tomdatinker 01-03-26 19:30:20 No.763115[Reply]

I hear people say that every president in the 21st century so far has basically just been a dumbass who was puppet Ed around by his cabinet accept for Obama and maybe 1st term Trump. Do you think this is true or not and if so how much responsibility do they have for their crimes?

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Anonymous 03-03-26 03:21:51 No.763494

>>763155
>>763136
he's right. burgers are trained to be angry, proud of their stupidity, and hostile to information. to a burger, a minimum wage worker who can read lenin is a "snobby elitist"

schizonymous 03-03-26 06:39:48 No.763533

>>763494
exactly, and it's the MAGA cult brainwashing them

Anonymous 03-03-26 07:27:12 No.763543

>>763533
maga is a mere symptom of a long existing american stupidity going back to the times of the founding fondlers

Anonymous 03-03-26 08:39:07 No.763544

>>763136
Actually it's the reverse.
America's are always trained to think that anyone who speaks plainly is dumb.
Also, people worldwide don't read at college level.

Anonymous 03-03-26 08:40:28 No.763545

>>763494
This is a common stereotype that is promoted by American media.

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Anonymous 02-03-26 04:11:51 No.763225[Reply]

I hate my life.. I.. I hate my life..

No shrink could ever fix my psychological ailments.. They would have to restructure society.. I am not.. Going back.. To another shrink.. Just for them to tell me 'sweet nothings', I don't want that, I don't need that, and I don't deserve that.

Fuck this retarded soyciety.

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Anonymous 02-03-26 04:18:16 No.763231

It must be snuffed it out… this is not fair.. This is not fair!!

Anonymous 03-03-26 04:36:35 No.763518

I refuse to go to therapy it's a scam, I will die alone and insane but I WILL NEVER SEE A SHRINK AGAIN

Anonymous 03-03-26 04:47:03 No.763520

This posts reminds me of something very important I wanted the radio to tell people like you… its about a very special dnd character that you can add to your games yourself

Skybolt has a plethora of very unique mage and psychic abilities! Known to be adept at Lightning Magic. She is a Psychic able to call on the forces of god and the universe, visions and hallucination. Her magic abilities; conjure food, absorb, heal others, polymorph, drug others, enchant food, enchant reality, levitation, overcharge, weather magic, conjuration, and mind blast. She can also siphon pure energy from things she finds and carried around with incredible results, mainly herbs.

Anonymous 03-03-26 04:49:05 No.763521

Anyway, no tags going to resolve that. Awesome thread OP! Yah people r traeshhh

Anonymous 03-03-26 06:25:04 No.763528

Life should've never been conceived.

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