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>>790970
egg

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Every day I die a little more. Actual physical death might be a relief but it probably won't feel like it.

Kid, life is just death in drag.

I felt like i was dying when i took some pills that were supposed to be X but in reality it was some fuckery.

aren't we all? Are you about to die or something, OP? What is going on here?

>>791017
He dyin man

>>790795
hell yeah brother

Bump.

>>790990
It is your fault to gaslight men into thinking it's their fault for being incel. The upcoming civil war will result in millions of deaths, but it will be the first such war where there will be no doubt and confusion as to why so many were killed.

>>790995
LMAO

>>790995
larp final boss

my brother in christ just stop being resentful and enjoy the life you have been given

>>790998
Life is more of a curse.

>>790998
not him but even i know telling somone to just enjoy life won't change anything

its always back to square one. even the other anon said it himself, not my fault you're ugly, as if we all know looks make a huge factor in turning people incelish

>>791475
Semi-relevant
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Miscegenation_(IA_miscegenationthe00crol).djvu

>>790528
How many Nazi transexuals are their?

>>790662
What do you consider a Nazi?

>>790667
I don't know. I was just thinking of the other trans chick that's a Trump supporter I forget her name right now. Sometimes I wonder if the girlier they look the more right wing they are. Kind of like a chudiness that makes males act more feminine instead of masculine.

They're just messing with you.

techbros are still riding on the high of the 90s and think tech will continue to get exponentially better meanwhile it hasnt changed for over a decade. a 10 year old phone is just as good as a brand new one

7 years of support is pretty good, I think my shitty LG phone only got a single update in the 8 years I had it.

> the fuck isn't there just a phone that is designed to last like, 20 years?
This is really comes down to the combined impact of hardware and code churn. Continuing supporting for old models incurs legacy costs on the systems vendors and complicates developing portable applications, yet these costs and even largely the need to receive updates would plummet, if software wasn't constantly obsoleting and breaking old interfaces. In a world where software stability was a first-class concern, all it would take to run the newest programs, would be finding a Linux or NetBSD release for your platform.

cellphone same colour leaann tho, twerkin dat hoe like hood bitch

>>790915
Wogs begin at Calais

>>790942
Aussie or Brit?

>>790915
>death to america
surprising from white supremasists (and right wingers in general in Europe),they love sucking American penis normally

>>790946
or that's a joke about him doing the same pose as Osama and I'm dumb

>>790947
That’s it. The guy in question is a member of the Spanish Vox party, a Populism Inc., white nationalist pro-American Zionist party that is leading the polls in Spain as the biggest opposition party. Cue to all the cash it receives from American and Israeli donors.

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More Travel Tips
(Food, Medicines, and Toiletries)

China does not have alot of American goods and/or Western goods everywhere. Just in certain places like 4 and 5 star hotels. Things like Western brand toothpaste, cookies, sodas, have alot less sugar in them and many of them are so bland they are hard to eat or use. The reason why is because Chinese people hate sweets. If you gave a regular Chinese person some cake form an American bakery, they would spit it out in disgust. To them that was like taking a whole bag of sugar straight to the head. If you did that you would gag too. So do not buy ice cream there thinking it is going to be good. At best it will taste -__-….

Be sure to take lots of Advil/Bayer Aspirin (get the huge bottle), allergy pills like zyrtec, Allegra, Claritin, diarrhea medicine, Pepto Bismo, etc. Chinese medicine stores have herbs…. I'm not making this up. It is hard to buy good reliable stuff we are used to unless you buy it on https://www.taobao.com

Do not bring painkillers and other schedule 2 drugs into China without a doctors note!!!! Keep that note in your pocket during your flights in transit!!

Buy proper condoms in the West before going to China and a bottle of lube in your luggage bag, just in case you need it. Especially if you have a 6"+ long penis with any decent girth/thickness. Bring plenty of Magnums or other proper fit condoms from the West. Tight p***y might suck off those condoms. There is a Japanese brand of large size condoms in some of the stores in Guangzhou, that has a blue box and says Perfect Fit on the box, but I do not know if those are all over China. Keep stuff like this in your carry on bag in case the airport loses your luggage too. If you and a girl make a mistake…you can buy her a morning after pill at almost every store, ask for this 事后避孕药 Shìhòu bìyùn yà o. Getting her pregnant is not advisable unless you plan to live there long term and get married.

Manners (Do's and Dont's)
Avoiding Challenges/Potential Dangers/You Gotta Understand How China Works

Ok so this is a VERY important section. Failures to fully understand these things, can cost you anything from time, to maybe even your own life. Seriously.
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How to Bring your New Wife/Potential Wife back to the US

Like I have said before in a seperate post, you will want to bring your Chinese wife back to either the US or anywhere else in the world of your preference. Living with her in China, while okay for a little while is NOT something that I personally recommend doing for these reasons:

1) You can NEVER, EVER, EVERRRR become a Chinese Citizen!!! Nor will anyone treat you like one even if you could.

2) Jealous local men will not like you taking one of their women. They will give you that, "Like a Boss" Mean Mug look. Especially if you got one of their "easily obtainable ones" (4-6 looking women with a kind heart and low demands) If you take a bad-as-f**k 9 or 10 that walks like a diva with a nice ring on, they will ignore both of you. 8) LOL!
3) The likelihood of getting into trouble at getting deported while your wife is left to stay there.

4) Do not get stuck being outside the US too long, without tax records, etc. because if something goes wrong, you stuck like chuck.

Now you have basically 2 ways to bring one back to the US:

The K1/K2 Visa and the K3/K4 Visa. I am doing a K1. The journey was long and quite painful at times if I can be honest. I would not recommend waiting far from the love of your life, unless you are not easily swayed by any p***y and ass walking around you. In some ways, being around AW while you wait, makes you remember why you went abroad to find your wife. Also none of them are worth touching unless you want to catch a case (harassment, rape, assault, etc.) and p4p is usually an undercover cop. I would say visit China often or the few times you go, make extended stays, and just spend time together. Traveling around China is fun too, we did that too. If you work outside the US, that can help alot too.

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>>790902
I really like the censors in the links tho.
http://housbeautiful lady😍🥰.china-consulate.org/eng/
what a beauty the mods have done here.

Hong Kong girls are some of the most sexually attractive and Hong kong is diverse with all types of Asian women, western woman, and expats from all over. As a Western Male, getting laid out there is no problem. For me at least, I was there for a week and got multiple lays and action for just being a Western Chinese/Asian male. Local girls seem to adore the whole Western Male thing. Use that to exploit for your own pleasures.