/siberia/ - Off-topic

So, 'beria. What side are you taking in the 22nd century Cold War?

Did you know that 95% of English majors can't even read the first page of this novel?

Literacy rates have truly gone down the toilet.

Chihuahua poster you have given me a new appreciation of chihuahuas

I used to not like them, i thought they were yappy little rats, but now i see how beautiful they actually are, so thank you

I was involuntarily hospitalized last month, eight cops showed up and practically perp walked me. To add insult to injury, it looks like my main guy soft fired me afterwards. I took a week off just to decompress, then applied for a few jobs. One of them made it seem like I was hired, but it's been almost two weeks now and they've ghosted me. I went to another interview, but I wasn't the only applicant, and that's never good. I stopped by another place nearby to fill out an application, but I have no relevant experience, and not a single reference.
So now I've almost burned through the meager amount of savings I even had, and every job I apply to is always "we'll call you back" but they never do. I've tried posting ads on Craigslist and Facebook, nothing. I tried going to a staffing agency half an hour away and there wasn't even an office at the address. I've put up signs and flyers, still nothing.
I'm ready and WILLING to work. I'm young, strong, and able-bodied with no intellectual impairment. Why isn't there some sort of third party where you can basically say "I have four limbs and a heartbeat" and get hired tomorrow? I still really have no idea how any of this works. Why isn't there someone who can just be assigned to me and help me? It makes me feel like a huge baby.

A general chit-chat thread. Post whatever you want, share whatever you want. Old thread dead.

leftypol wants you to believe this man is a fascist

What's the best way to flirt with a woman to guarantee she will be riding my dick within less than 2 weeks?

Tomoko was actually a girl from Peru named Trinidad. She was a shy girl just like the Tomoko you know, but one day she became a PCP-SL guerilla fighter. She was very dedicated to the cause, but sadly passed away after being wounded by the Peruvian State military, Japanese nazis then stole her likeness to make their shitty anime.
This is a true story btw.

I am wondering if communism would have given Dave a better work/life balance

Also is retro vidya possible under communism?