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>Sir Henry Von Tudor Van Milkshakeironman arrived in USA in a cardboard boat at 4 years old
>He worked 30 hours a day butchering bunnies until he set up his first magazine stand, 30 years later he was a quantillonarie
>he exploited workers by making them shit and piss on place and use the shit and piss as lube for the machines they operated to grind the bones of the local orphans and sell Orphan Coke for Madam DelaluLabubu to snort at seances
>He lives to 230 years old, had a limousine made of Meteorite Metal, the same Bible he had since toddlerhood (a turbo-calvinist version with 40% more descriptions of hell), and had 40 sons- each of which had 4 types of cancer, but everyone survived all of them

Those 40 sons were the only ones he recognized. He had a few with black women he didn't recognize. He had some girls too but they don't matter. But they don't teach you these things in school.



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>Count Gustavious Schtrudelbaum von Sauerkraut-Habsburg is unsatisfied by owning about 0.7 and 1/2 of a vineyard and 64547,2 fields of raw cabbage

>He vows to his bucktooth inbreed orangutan countess of South North East South Western Central Moravia that he shall take action for he is of the most erenal of noble households, the 87th son of his fathers uncle-inlaws step sisters brothers mother who can trace her lineage back to the 1337-iteration of a pure paramecia


>He begins to plot and starts stroking his very manly heirloom chin in the shape of a ingrown cows toe for inspiration


>His page boy comes up with a cunning plan but because the count stroked his chin too much whilst gazing at the young luscious haired boy he develops a stiff resurrection in his undergarment.


>This be obviously the work of the luciferian sodomite serpent trying to rise up from the depths of darkness to turn me into a nonce


>Instead of reflecting on his sick urges in shame or acting on them, he sends word for a doctor preferably someone who knows how to urgently drain all the blood of a ox from its back left left nipple in under our good lords 0.00005476 seconds with only half a leach, making him the very first weasel in his family to have conviction and not plow boys at first "hellenic curse", and earning him the title "kraut der restrainer"



>The doctor gets the message and proceeds to visit the count in a record time of 36.02 months passing over 4 swamps - 3 meadows with little banditry - 2 freshly plowed m`ladies and quick stop at the Knajghts Templarius inn for a third round with the oldest profession.


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Good post (I don't know what to write on this topic)

This all really happened by the way

>>803727
i was the doctor

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early tradcath history be like

>Pope Paulus IXVIXILCMLLMXLMC calls for a holy synod at the Clerpairlemontini Romanorum to discuss the immidiate theological controversy of our time: did Jesus wear underwear’s from cotton or linen?

>Bishop Cuckmont de Penisfort declared that no, Jesus did not wear any underwear’s as god’s son wouldn’t follow the rules of heretic Jews and his garment was just fine and cites a 300 year old debatable witness account by the 3rd or fourth roman soldier who looked up Jesus’ garment after his crucifixion while walking under the cross, written in page 365 of a book written by the first Christian abbot in northern Italy, augstinusnusnussus of boylovingus.
>Charles de *insert French shithole here*. a radical Priest, says that “yes he did, and it was of Egyptian cotton brought alongside the river Jordan, to this the son of god would make god's kingdom on earth as an unshrouded barbarian is insulting, cuckmont is an unbabtized heretic who follows heretic books rewritten by byzantine orthodocucks, misread the bible, and is probably Manichean too”
>new elected Pope Pedophilicus IXVIXIIXXLMC (birth name Pedo de Roncenbarrone) holds the Conclave of Mimirimini to decide the controversy


>it doesn't do shit and the schism gets out of hand among all the western Clergy, The Sedecasandalist heresy number 89 erupts. with the patron saint of texile himself backing the Monoflaxiers (flax only clothes) versus the Polynude Eucharists after the latter faction's top believe, broke the last straw by claiming jesus did in fact, did not wear his sandals too. (earthly possessions be sinful)



>10,000 Europeans die at the burning stake in some most pointless bumfuck hill in modern day Slovenia in a massacre by the most serene heresy hunting holy knights of the inquisition of the holy Briefs. (one of the retired knights later goes on to form the hospitaller order 20 years later)

<this is considered a tragedy, a huge gigantic loss of life in Europe when in china 10.000 is a tuesday battle
<so tragic and grim in fact, it later gets into a voltaire play and gets a monument made after it in east germany about why religion = the murder.

>>803740
The Trinity concept is a lie btw



 

new sinfest thread because the retarded faggot mods deleted the last one

so the ww2 arc is over?

All this comic did was make me want to eat Carl's Jr. I haven't had a Big Carl in a while.

We already have one -> >>803681



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I don't know why normies are so anal about Shadman when he pales in comparison with average pixiv/doujin artist. Volumetric init?
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>>803582

its because normies don't even wtf a pixiv/doujin artist is OP

because he was on twitter and know in anglospace,that's all.
Dorontabi also got nuked out of the site,and you can't cancel some japanese guy you know nothing about in a japanese site

>>803582
Because a pedo is a pedo; hating him doesn't mean you don't hate all other pedos

>>803709
SJWs will be seething over the drawn CP, but at the same time stubbornly defend furries and pretend that there is no correlation between them and zoophilia.

>>803582
it's just because you can attach a name to the degeneracy, whereas most pixiv artists are anonymous and/or small time.



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Think about it. Dating in the modern day is tainted by bourgeois constructs on what is and isn't "love", including the objectification of it and of the significant other. Most people are not going to be aware of this or care enough to fight against this system that only brings misery. Most people don't care about advancing towards communism, and dating such people would be a waste of time and energy that could be used to organize the working class.
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>>803438
Tbh even women face this stigma as well, just not the good looking ones

>>803439
>this stigma
OH NO! those POOR masturbators!!!

>>803455
Masturbators truly are the most persecuted minority.

>>803457
MASTURBATOR HOLOCAUST NOW

>>803461
What am I supposed to do then? How will I meet my sexual needs?



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Interracial dating in the West functions as a white supremacist institution designed to disproportionately favor white men at the expense of BIPOC men. I don't support interracial dating because it functions as a racist institution, not because of miscegenation.
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What’s up with this obsession with sex and interracial stiff on here?
Is this board slowly turning into /pol/?
Seriously, you all need some hobbies

My (white) wife is like a USB port for Black Bull Cock.

>>803688
Its le ebin troller xxxD

>>803658
That's rough man. Unfortunately I don't really care and I'm going to keep dating black and asian women.

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>>803658
everyone will become mutts and you will get over it, so will the chuds who agree with you



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what non-religion job is the closest parallel to an itinerant mendicant-?
some sort of rural medicine? rural Child protection worker-investigator?
please give me ideas. I want to obtain, and excel in, such a job.

>>803702
>>803702
Musician or some kind of performance artist. I guess you could also become an AnPrim Survivalist or seasonal farm worker.



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I mean the 8chan days, I joined in like 2020 so I missed everything basically. I wanna see leftypols reaction to a bunch of different events
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>>802501
That's a write-in by one of us, isn't it? Too good to be true.

>>802352
Thank you based newsanon.

>>802501
>another article written by some single mom getting triggered over some harmless teenage verbal fun

This is why kids cannot have fun.
Even in verbiage, adults take offense to children doing nuance.

>>802532
Or probably is. Or it could be an actual mom embellishing some drama to write an article.
You know how adults are when they encounter kids having any sort of quirky humor

>>802532
>That's a write-in by one of us, isn't it? Too good to be true.
idk, but just like the mom I still wonder what does "Why do you leftypol Carnymancers soi the Royal turnip" mean



 

Communists (Yugoslavs), defeated in the Spanish Civil War, are sent to French prisons. After the defeat by Germany in World War II, the Germans transferred part of them to their Grass camp. A part of the communists was taken over by the England, and transferred to their X camp. Then they send them to Yugoslavia, as their agents , 120 of them. Josip Broz Tito, real name Walter Weiss, born in Brooklyn, New York, in a family of Polish Jews, originally from the vicinity of Krakow, was sent to Russia to join the revolution as an agent of the Vatican. He was soon included in the external service of the NKVD. After the disintegration of the Communist Party in Yugoslavia, Stalin sent him to Yugoslavia to check the situation in the Communist Party.

Without Stalin's knowledge, Tito proclaimed himself the leader of the Communist Party of Yugoslavia.

In agreement with Germany and the Croatian Ustashas, ​​Tito was given "free" territory (Jajce), where terror against the Serbian population began with "Spanish fighters". Tito concludes a non-aggression agreement with Germany and Croatia, and directs the fight exclusively with Draža Mihajlović and the Chetniks.

The Serb civilian population is being ethnically cleansed of the territory in which they live (Western Bosnia and Kninska krajina), and is being pushed towards Draža's army, like a human shield.

Tito meets with Churchill and makes a deal. He made the same agreement with the Vatican. According to the agreement, Serbian cities will be bombed en masse, and all places where Croatian Ustashas carried out massacres will be concreted and hidden. At the end of the war, England and the United States carried out massive bombings of Serbian cities, in order to completely exterminate Serbian children, and replace them with their agents, after the end of the war.The same procedure was unsuccessfully attempted in 1999. Because of all that, Tito managed to rule until his death, in 1980, and Serbia was divided into 3 parts. One of those parts is Kosovo.
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>>801293
>Titoists
No such thing. Read Tito

>In general it is not correct to speak of Titoism and look upon it as some new tendency. We, Communists in Yugoslavia, are only fighting against revisionism. We have nothing that would correct the science of Marxism and Leninism from a theoretical point of view. We have only applied the science of Marx and Lenin to our specific conditions. There is no new tendency that could be called Titoism. This must be explained to the masses. Otherwise, it would be harmful to the international working class movement, if it were thought that this is some new tendency. A new theory is not needed. It is only necessary that the science of Leninism and Marxism be correctly applied and that the struggle be carried on against the perversion of this theory for momentary purposes, as the Soviet Union is doing in order to achieve the end of its imperialist policy.

https://www.marxists.org/history/etol/newspape/fi/vol11/no06/banerji.html

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>People taking seriously a thread where I copypasted a random conspiratard youtube comment
Jesus Bakersfield Christ, chill out

I made this thread because I thought this must be the most unhinged and complicated conspiracy theory I've ever heard. But in reality, this guy is probably the sanest conspiracy theorist in Serbia

>>801712
Its just coping with the fact that our current chud president is assblasting us everyday its literally over and it never began and it will never begin

>>801740
you're american, right, tom? what you're saying to eastern europeans right now is like walking up to a black person in the usa and saying

<this racism shit is from a bygone era and in the post MLK world it's just counterproductive purity politics


would you do that? really?




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Tomdatinker went into the restroom, and a crowd of naked men followed him. The question is: how did they all fit in one stall?
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>>803509
You constantly post pictures of naked men in the tits thread.

>>803514
Okay but that’s funny, and they aren’t naked, that’s clearly a swimsuit

>>803516
his tits are out. hes clearly nude enough for you, you perverted sicko…

>>803517
Nudity would mean he has no coverage in the lower area

>>803514
>>803517
>>803698
Do you guys think he had a massive hog like LBJ?



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