/siberia/ - Off-topic

When I was a little wee lad:
1- I fucked the wooden side of my bed which had a hole and my dick got splinters
2- I thought I was a pedophile because I was 12 and the chick I liked was 12 and pedophiles like little girls and I got super paranoid for a year
3- I dressed up for a week near halloween with a yugioh disk + a spiderman costume(USER HAS BEEN CHAINED TO THE BASEMENT RADIATOR)

Nofap is just clittycel cope. Prove me wrong.

grannymoggedㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

is this trumps middle finger or thumb? its kinda small so i dunno
You think trump has other bodyparts that are kinda small?

Anybody do drugs? Are they cool - yes or no? In my opinion

Cool ones I've tried:
>Marijuana - the most worthwhile high ever.
>Nutmeg - I downed three tablespoons of ground nutmeg seeds in a cheese grater; effects started 3-5 hours later. It was like a weed high that lasts 2 days. I had mild auditory hallucinations (like hearing a bell ring) and visuals (like purple men walking across my vision).
Benadryl - deliriant. I started taking threshold doses as per psychonautwiki. Then bumped up and whenever I was bored, I would go on diph trips. Mixing with weed was surreal. I would watch the hallways stretch as I tried to walk down it. I would watch the walls turn orange and start breathing. I would watch my skin look red. I could barely remember and would get cut off midsentence with brain farts. I could barely read. It was fun.

Whack
>meth - it's like a super twacked out coffee buzz. It doesn't even impair your judgment. Lame.
>k2/spice - crackhead weed buzz that you can't control. No thanks.

Just post Youtube Poops of righted stuff.

What would happen if you became the Governor of whatever state (Administrative division if you live outside the US) you live in and Secede?
For me I live in Pennsylvania so it would not last long. America would immediately invade Pennsylvania and Pennsylvania has no Nuclear weapons stored in any of its military bases and America would definitely want to prevent a domino affect. But let's just say I somehow do have nukes, what would happen then? I would probably rename Pennsylvania to something cooler like Prolsylvania and Nationalize key industries in a transition to Communism, ESPECIALLY THE FRACKING INDUSTRY, even though as a Pennsylvanian I hate that shit and wanna see it banned in this context it would be a key industry. The only issue is that I would probably have to deal with an embargo, America would probably blockade the Delaware River and the Susquehanna river physically with worships so I would be unable to trade Fracking oil with other countries, and Canada is so cucked that they wouldn't trade with me or let me use the Welland Canal so I would be extra fucked. We would have to be extremely self reliant and we would be in a permanent Cuban-Style Special Period where people would ride horses and there would be daily power-outages, although due to the material conditions be better before as a result of sanctions the population would turn on me and I would get executed Ceaușescu-style. Until America is Balkanized I can't see Pennsylvania being independent, this dose not apply to every state though, Texas could probably be independent without the rest of America being balkanized.

fuck my stupid maocel chud life…

god promised me these dubs 3000 years ago

It is time to translate all major communist theoretical works into the true international language – emoji.

We need to adapt our texts to the mental acuity of the current western zoomoid. Not everyone can be an overachieving Chinese kid. Reading is hard and elitist. Even the ancient Egyptians wrote in their own version of emojis.