I will call emergency services and tell them I am about to take a bunch of pills
That should do it
What do you guys think?
The noose was too short or empty
The bottle was too short or empty
2 posts omitted.>>792105You could do it by actually disabling yourself somehow, maybe by huffing paint for long enough. I don't advise you to actually do that, it's just an example. Find something that you can do to yourself that isn't life threatening but that will render you incapable of taking up arms. Even draftees have to meet a minimum level of fitness as a requirement.
Break a leg and that'll probably do it.
>>792105They'll give you a vision test normally, just pretend you can't see shit.
>>792114Sveiki! I'm your Baltic neighbor from the depths of the Daugava! ^_^
Welp, Lietuvas has the highest suicide rate in Europe vai kaut kas……
if you have to ask this in the first place now then you're desperate, real draft dodgers have their plan ready, then again i live in a country no one fights.
i actually found many tools you can use OP
speech impairment, when shit hits the fan be ready to pretend you're a mute or stutter when talking, badly enough to ruin any communication skills in the army, blindness as another anon said works but you'll obviously have to method act harder.
i think i saw a pic of a draft dodger doing it by literally shitting his pants, always pooped his pants and never washed his teeth even after they tried to wash him with the hose, eventually they just gave up because he became crusty.
you can also do the method actual russians and ukrainians use, break a limb, break a thumb. or even an index if you can handle the pain
i'd not reccomend i don't know how your country's army operates but some people during the draft in the vietnam war thought they're dodging the draft, by actively enlisting
that way they can choose what branch they want and not end up in the midst of an engagement, just join the navy or the air force.
>>792188Bruh, I really don't think I have to go that far
Like I said, my country is not in any real conflict and half of people deened unfit for military service are due to mental health issues
I would not even be lying then I say I want to self-harm, fuck I could down a dozen of pills right in front of 112 responder faces. I really do have issues so let them help me for once in my life