/siberia/ - Off-topic

>>755384
So you can jack off in between fucking people you virgin

>>755384
You gotta learn by watching and taking notes. There's no training wheels for sex.

>>755384
>IF I CAN'T FUCK HER?
You are watching the wrong porn, the kind I watch does not have any "her" in it.

>>755384
to masturbate ?
stop putting sex on a pedestal,especially if you never had it

>>746884
Holy shit
*eats pancake in one fucking bite*

>>748706
syphilis

>>746877
I wish for an easier life and for men to be psychosexually independent of women

>>748685
>Mankind left just out of reach of what could have been, had someone, anyone come to the aid of Jesus christ in his final hours, the course of mankind would have shifted for the better. This was humanities one and only litmus test.

Methinks modern Christianity is too sychophantic in terms of forgiveness and optimism

>>748685
Ok you might believe in the sense you think Christ was a real person. That's just factual history.

It's ok man, I'm here to spread the good news of the gospel and how the whole thing saved your immortal soul. You might wanna sit down for this as it's nothing like reddit has you believing.

1: Christ did in fact die for YOUR sins and everyone's sins but what does sin mean? Do you think sin is just doing le'bad? To what end or on what basis would God measure mortal debauchery to His own will? Makes no sense.

Sin means failure. Failure to carry out our divine will on Earth. Christ came along, God existing as man to feel for us, to experience as we do, and had a solution: He would purposely die on the cross, and all your failures past and present die on that cross with him.

Thats it. That's the joke.
>but…but bad things still happen waaaahhhhh starving uyghur kids and like…cancer and stuff
It does. Because people still fail time and time again. The crucifixion did not eradicate sin as a possibility, it eradicated liability of that sin and you can give it to Christ. Think of it kinda like blood libel plus its not really a social credit score thing. Me giving my sins unto Christ does not mean I'm somehow worthy now to go to cosmic Costco and get a membership card…

It means through the sacrifice Christ created a conduit, a filter by which my foils can be cooked without me facing karmic debt. I am free to just reap the benefits of salvation aka things i want and need, without having to toil for it, without having to be worthy of it whether morally or "spiritually ready".

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>women are awful
>work sucks
>politics are fake and gay and entirely puppeteered by the elite who treats the world population like cattle or toys
>everyone in charge is a corrupt pedophile
>the world will be brown regardless of what you do
With all the recent Epstein revelations, how exactly do you expect people to keep having faith in the system.
The only winning move is not to play. Just enter deep cynicism and play video games all day.

>make everything shitty
>cost of living unaffordable
>almost all marriages ending in divorce
>giving half the little money you have to some evil bitch
There's a reason men nowadays would rather play vidya and watch porn than deal with this shit. You act like women are any different. They're not having kids. Living meaningless, vapid fucking lives. Everything and everyone's fucked

I actually went to work for a while and the weird thing about was that comparitively speaking I was having a 1%er work ethic compared to the other assholes. never worked much at all but was somehow less lazy than the average worker. which is fucking sad

besides they actually don't want you there in the first place, if you happen to apply yourself. is like the same people who go hurr durr get a job are the same folks who are trying to stop you from getting one.

all that productivity stuff is horseshit because sure looks like the vast majority of people is either super inefficient or does something nobody actually needs. like doing reports and rushing them to the printing department who also has to rush them but then a day later everything ends up in the trash either way. sometimes just because some college educated fucknut can't into checking for typos. which is ok for a 4chan shitpost but I expect better from a professional environment

The only winning move is to wait for UBI to be implemented once AGI gets invented and takes 85% of all human jobs. Any job or career achievements that you make before then ultimately doesn't matter because you're still going to be reduced to the same level playing field as everyone else, that is if you aren't already a super rich elite who runs the businesses themselves.
I could try and live a normal life, but what will be at the end of it for me? Ending up in the exact same position where I am right now, possibly with the exact same amount of cash as I do now since the job market's pay is so meager in comparison to the amount of hours they expect to put you at work?
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>>755449
What's real sad is the older people always accuse young people of laziness for not achieving instant independence

Everything fucking sucks. I still work but outside of work I just sit at home at keep YouTube on in the background. It helps that I work later hours but I just don't see the point.

the world is only fun if you have enough power to make other people do what you want all the time

>>755188
btw i look like this, say this and will do this again

this is me btw

>>752204
How does he make that sound when he breathes?

>>755188
>>755444
trvke. same

We need more Lum femdom

Make sure to spread it all over leftypol and other alt-chans.

>>753026

i have taken a liking to this meme, what it is you say?

>>755428
It's a replacement for pepe on a certain imageboard.

She angry

Dead glownonymous.

The glownonymous who glowposts from a plain IP.
You know who you are.
I love you.

How do people even torpost here? Sometimes I'm on a restricted network and want to reply to posts, but I just get "You seem to have mistyped the verification."

>>754625
eat shit

>>755424
Hi.

>>755298
lol, if only

>>755279
geg, that link

yeah I get it too, the only reason I don't commit crimes is due to fear of jail

>>755306
What about em

>>755248
No shit
And it'll keep happening to you cause of that attitude. You complicate it and pad it with words to justify to yourself. You think normies care? They enjoy seeing you suffer.

I do crimes because I want too.
That's it.
I don't have to explain myself to putrid vermin who belong in the ground. I could literally walk into Costco right now and walk out with a cart full of monster
>Bu…but don't they card you?
No because I just walk in with a big group. A family going shopping and blend in. Or befriend some old person and walk in with them. Or…
>Bu… but what if
What if what? What they gonna keep me in their records indefinitely? And what if they do? Wtf is Timmy actually gonna do and if they could do why not do and not make society suck so bad?

You're lucky I'm just stealing and not shooting up the place. SYBAU and gimme my reparations white boy. The only country I am patriotic too is Agartha. That's where my schizo tulpa wife lives and I have dual citizenship as I actually am native to Atlantis. Put that in the fucking court documents bitch. Oh you couldn't or else you'd go blind as a Caaininite reading sacred words.

>>755076
Yes, this one

SOVL

I feel like it's silly to say the scat ruins diapers for me, given what diapers are, but idk ignoring their function they're interesting.

They're like those 3D stickers with the foam in them but for panties.

Crack
Crystal meth
Ritalin

believe in yourself

There is no trick. The problem is that you make your feelings in the moment the deciding factor whether or not you are going to do it, which rarely aligns with what you wanted to do given a set time. You have to do it regardless of how you feel, and tips and tricks will only get you so far until you are met with the simple but uncomfortable solution of doing the actual task.

hate

>>755132
Just do it, but be realistic and pragmatic, perhaps doing a little towards the goal each day would be more manageable in the long run.

>>749049
Equal will be friendzoned.

>>749125
Neither. :^]

>>739836
Can you show me where this is true outside of a minority of hillbillies?
Most Americans worship academia as some gateway to the good life

>>741738
Forty five percent?
It should be higher

Less procreating the better

>>749039
kek