/siberia/ - Off-topic

priorities depending on how big the payout is
>making safe investments so that i can live off the returns and never ever work another day in my life
>buying a nice house
>buying a few dumb indulgences like idk a pinball machine
>donating the rest to "charity" (wink wink), no i am not virtue signaling, i have genuinely zero interest in owning a yacht or eating at steakhouses every day or other dumb shit like that

>>769460
Buy some farmland and cannabis saplings

I'm sitting on the money till I die. Maybe buy a house.

Id fly to Japan and spend every penny of it on j-prostitutes

>>769396
Copius amounts of pharma grade drugs. I'm talking the purest morphine this side of the the Vietnam war, ket from right out of a hospitals supply cabinet. Shit like that. Once I become a perpetually high drug lord I'll use the rest to fund paramilitary organizations to strike at US munitions factories or something of that nature. I want my eventual killing by the CIA to look like it's straight outta Scarface.

>>769380
You're probably right. But I still wanted to have her somehow. I wanted her to be a different person. And I didn't know anything about relationships; I thought I'd have more time, like that I could keep sleeping with her and she'd conform or get smart somehow. But she was off on the hunt again. I saw her like a year later dancing with some construction worker cowboy type, 9 months pregnant, in a nightclub type bar. She didn't wait. And I have buddies who've been through the same type of thing. Saw some ex with the new idiot and a baby, realized they dodged a bullet.
But now that I want the type of girl who wants to have a family I can't get one. I'm in my forties and not really attracted to younger girls intellectually, and the women in their thirties who still don't have kids and are smart and interesting and attractive, well that's a very small pool I don't think I have access to either. It's going to be a single mom or a divorced woman who doesn't want kids for me probably. If any. Time is running out.

>>769037
>That is a false equivalency because men and women dont seek the same things in a partner. Being young and physically fit is enough to make a woman hot, but youth carries no premium for men and while fitness helps it isnt enough to make a man attractive in itself.

Wrong. It's more societal expectations for gender. Women are expected be dolls while MN are expected to be expendable war machines.
Male youth beauty is often pathologized and seemingly only appreciated by bisexuals.

>>769026
Wrong asin.
Plenty of homosexual incels. They're just overshadowed by their hetero brethren.
The dating pool for gay guys is only good for metropolitan areas
In the suburbs and countryside, it's mainly out of shape family men.

>>769480
>But now that I want the type of girl who wants to have a family I can't get one. I'm in my forties and not really attracted to younger girls intellectually, and the women in their thirties who still don't have kids and are smart and interesting and attractive, well that's a very small pool I don't think I have access to either. It's going to be a single mom or a divorced woman who doesn't want kids for me probably. If any. Time is running out.

Well, you're gonna have to go for the awkward nerdy college girls then

>>769321
>No it doesn't. Only virgins.

As a sex haver myself I beg to differ.
People make way too many assumptions about virginal people.

It's mainly sex havers who talk and politicize sex way more. And they wanna whine about porn.

As for your story, that's why I stick to porn.
Crazy girls are the only ones willing to give out freely and they give out exceptional sex.
But the drama they create is deadly

>>769189
>Being physically fit and well dressed is enough, especially for cishet women. Plenty of old man chasers that are oddly open about it out there, usually starting off as a fujoshi thing before realizing the reason they find old men being with each other hot is because they find them hot individually.

I highly doubt this. With exception to the first sentence

Are you going to post more pornography or not? I'd do it but I just don't feel like it right now.

>>769386
yell at her because it'd be my house

You guys are gaaaaaaaayyyyyy

>>767950
>>768097

you're laughing we don't have a porn board and you're laughing

floob betecteb bost biscarbeb

New rules for leftypol:

-anyone that sees this thread in siberia/the overboard and doesn’t post milfs is gay

-anyone that enters this thread and doesn’t post milfs is gay

-anyone that posts in this threadwithout leaving pictures of milfs is gay

Bump

>>767313
tbh the age is irrelevant. its all about the body; obv if the milf is hot but has arthritis it'd be difficult to do much of anything

>>767320
Im pretty sure they did try to get the british on their side before the war started

>>767232
Guy with longer hair is soooo cute i want him. Sinfest should draw gay porn, he draws the cutest/most handsome guys

>>767320
hitler tried very hard to get britain on his side before the war that's just a fact

>>767017
Kek! Poor Hitler!!!

>>767936
>almost like you can draw characters however the fuck you want
That’s true and that’s why I draw characters dancing the Hopak and there is nothing you can do about it Mwa ha ha

New art form the OG??
>>>/draw/5985

Holy crap Lois

im only getting the matpat effect from from the matpat image, the pointing soyjaks, and the obama image

>>768723
I want to go back to when the economy was good and white boys were happy

>>768723
It looks more like Photoshop.
But that's the template of that certain wojak