COBRA Intelligence Runs ("Firefly"):
Ba'ath (Felix Leiter): Organized strikes on Great Britain (Saddam Hussein), France (Bashar al-Assad), and Italy (Muammar Qadaffi); "back to abu dhabi, nermal".
Taliban (Ethan Hunt): Placement of Taliban and related al-Qaeda movements in control of AFL-CIO; the Iranian labor unions, CS Lewis and JD Salinger; "let's rock".
Greater Antilles (Dr. McCoy): Removal of modems, javanets, and cookies out of Norton and McAfee from spies per militant comic book movements hired out of foreign enemies; "big girls cry, real hard".
German Counter-Terror (Detective Rosewood): Rig of MUD servers per monitoring through Rhost; INTERPOL Philadelphia cut off into no-man's land; "assault on precinct thirteen".
Canadian Freemasons (John Costigan): "Russian Separatists", "Ukrainian Military", and "Vice Magazine", covering the atrocities of the Central Intelligency Agency; "you're a morgue boy, eh".
INTERPOL Yugoslav (John Wick): The shutdown of international prostitution, per the conscript of politicians wives as male submissive spouses in "Lord of the Gor"; "bowser is bad, marilyn manson".
United Health Associates (Bruce Wayne): The extraction of Dr. Joshua Golden, grandson of Jerry Robinson of DC Comics, from St. Cyr and related Polander companies; "Cyberpunk"; "beat it on sid, says robert the bruce".
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