Comrades,
I am in dire straits currently.
You see, a few weeks ago I met a puppygirl, and I began dating her. We hit it off almost immediately, and a few days ago she began spending part of her time living with me. That's when the trouble began.
Today, I woke up, and she was dressed in a puppy ears and wearing a tail. This on its own is nothing unusual, but what she said afterwards APPALLED me.
>Anon, can I have a treat?I GASPED. You want a treat?! Are you a… treatlerite? Are you Adolf Hitler?! I cannot believe someone I thought I loved would want to buy a treat that was bought and paid for by the imperialist pigdogs of the Divided $$nake$$ of AmeriKKKa…
I shouted back at her, "You want a fucking what?!", visibly angry.
>I just… I want a treat… puppy wants treats..My blood turned cold. I started shaking… Puppy wants treats?!
I retorted back, "Your treats are paid for by the blood of third world proles exploited for your gain by AmeriKKKan Imperiali$$$t $$$$KKKum. YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE GLOBAL PROLETARIAT. Under the JDPON, you will NOT be spared in the bloodshed! FASCIST!"
The puppygirl began making nearly inhuman sounding whines, and started crying. Eventually she choked out something to the effect of
>Anon, please be normal, what are you talking about? I just want a treat. What's a JDPON?I retorted back, "Bourgeoisie fool! Have you never heard of the Joint Dictatorship of the Proletariat of the Oppressed Nations?! Have you ever read Mao? Or are you a Khruschevite revisionist traitor?!"
She began sobbing harder, saying
>What's a K-kruschevite? Isn't Mao some Chinese leader? What does he have to do with this? What does Proletariat mean?? I n-never graduated College.. Can y-you just forget I said anything?Post too long. Click here to view the full text.