If I could clap this shit out of existence I'd do it in a heartbeat. How alcohol became the defacto social lubricant over any fucking thing else eludes me because it's one of the worst ones.
>Making people annoying and obnoxious
<Check!
>Making people irate and violent
<Check!
>Making people creepy and touchy
<Check!
No one enjoys being around drunks so you have to buy in and become drunk yourself to tolerate this shit. Don't want to play the game? Have fun being seen as the person killing the vibe for not partaking on top of having to sit around with people at their worst getting their behavior validated with "they're just drunk, they don't mean it, lighten up!" Everyone says to just drink responsibly and know your limit yet no one does, interesting! The nerve of alcoholics to defend their vice with "at least drinking doesn't harm others like smoking" when these motherfuckers regularly turn people into ground beef with their cars. Absolute insanity. I weep that the feminists failed with prohibition. I'll never forget when my drunk uncle at a cousin's birthday years ago was going on a tirade about his daughter smoking weed and everyone around him in agreement that it destroys your brain. The amount of lack of self awareness and arrogance inebriation gives people is disgusting. It's ok to mock someone's unhealthy lifestyle if they're fat, a drug addict, BUT DON'T YOU MOCK THAT ALCOHOLIC WHAT THEY DO IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Completely fucking coddled by society like babies.
7 posts omitted.>>729814Maybe you shouldn't drink then, irresponsible dingleberry. I don't have those problems.
>>729816Teetotalers are reactionaries, they'll be reeducated.
All your checks are correct but none is mandatory. It is all about one's level of intake and tolerance.
>How alcohol became the defacto social lubricant over any fucking thing else eludes me
I am very shy and introspective. I am 100% sure I would not have had at least 3/4 of the sexual partners I had if it wasn't for alcohol to make me feel less awkward.
We have recently received a question from a comrade regarding the permissibility of alcohol consumption for comrades. From the Political Bureau of the Centre for Political Innovation, we must say, no. The consumption of alcohol is forbidden for comrades as a matter of revolutionary hygiene.
A revolutionary must stay as sharp as a razor. As the great Robert De Niro said in HEAT, you have to be ready to hit the pavement in 30 seconds flat. You cannot do this while your mind is clouded with intoxicants. Does the FBI, Secret Service, CIA, and their wretched agents take a day off from watching us? No. They are always waiting to pounce on a moment of weakness.
OPSEC is paramount. A glass left unattended is a liability. Drinks have been known to be spiked by state agents to create compromising situations. I speak from painful personal experiences. Do not make the same mistakes as your chairman once did in a spate of youthful hijinks.
The revolution will not come by drunks, revellers, and inebriates. It will be won with discipline and proletarian warriors who treat their body as a temple.
Stay sober. Stay sharp comrades.
>>729826Nah. I love beer.