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According to Chinese poster anyone will buy this product. "I.e. any moron will show up and buy this game." I think it was meant to be an mmorpg of epic proportions that became a cash grab, the sake of selling its title name

>>46235
Kris, Noelle and Toriel are futas
Susie and Dess are a muscle dom
Ralsei and Asriel are femboys

>>46239
I'm pretty sure I already saw one hentai artist do exactly that, it's the best interpretation

>>46126
If by "insane" you mean "annoying and insufferable beyond measure," Reddit and Twitter have got you covered.

Just type "obvious" and you'll get a treasure trove of absolutely abysmal takes going all the way back to Chapter 1.

I hate this ai slop

>>46353
>>46364
I have been noticing this pattern lately where people post memes related to the main meme without any caption. First I noticed it on xitter, and I assumed it was bots, then I noticed in the ultraleft subreddit (i go there because they sometimes do good shitposts) that's where I saw it the strongest, maybe since most of them probably use tiktok/instagram where I assume it's more popular, and recently (which surprissed me a lot) on lemmy, and now here, it seems? Am I noticing something real or am I hallucinating things?

>>46390
Well memes are simply conventions of communication: people make jokes related to the topic regardless if they had prior relation, because the part of the joke is pointing out a new relation.

>>46390
I have termed it "discordification": treating public forums like groupchats. Atleast based on personal observations and my own behaviour, the threshold for posting something vaguely related with no comment is lower among friends. And on discord, it seems, these mental spaces have started merging and spreading from there.

I like the LotR mod for Warband. Isengard is a historically progressive force bringing industrial civilization to the feudal kingdoms, largely immiserated peasants.

>>45447
true true

I cant fucking believe this, 2500 days long Bannerlord campaign, defeat enemy outnumbering me almost 3:1 in a battle for my first city so I can finally make an independent kingdom, and I fucking died in that battle. Literally less than 1% chance of dying on knock-out, and it happens at this fucking point.
FUCK
FUUUUUCK
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>31423
I have changed the game files so Battania would use all the very good looking battania armors and weapons in the game, which also are very good. Only the noble are archers, but everyone else can throw. The falxmen have small crosbow but are bad with it and the horsemen only have common horses so they are not really lvl5 cav but are much easier to make.
My units are basically equal to the next tier of any other unit.

anyone here play napoleonic wars
if you see a faggot by the name of rice lord, thats me. And no i dont feel bad smacking you with dragoons

>>46035
you can not only have sex but turn right wing judges into your loyal sex slaves

>>42770
LCS has a way lower learning curve than DF

This game is so unplayable. Can't figure out how to properly put people into this squad or that. Or how to assign everyone else a car. I go to the vehicle page and I can only assign it to my main guy. It's pretty easy as fuck to max out whatever skill and make money too without getting into any trouble. Only had two hoes get caught and one got off the other just lost a month. Easy to seduce too.

I like the idea of the game as I always wanted a crime management style game but this one is kind of weak. City of gangsters is also kind of weak too and focuses too much on supply chain management.

I've been playing the updated version so maybe I will go back and try.

Wish there was a crime management game like this where you had to really actually had to manage the emotions, loyalty, greed, whatever of all these operatives instead of thos way where you just woo them by clicking the button for a few days and now they are your robot. Also the lack of variety in crimes and having like zero supply questions like buying and stashing the drugs before you sell it. Having to control blocks, go sell drugs in different social circles etc.

>>46370
Ok I figured out my problem with assigning the squads and the vehicles, but this game suffers from the problem all these types of games seem to which is there is only a shred of difficulty at the very beginning of the game. Then when you get all the upgrades and level up your characters etc. there is zero challenge. This game has no difficulty at the beginning stages because you don't even have to do any of the risky activities. You can just play it safe and face zero risk.

>>46371
Reading through the guides, if you have enough sleeper agents, they just win the game for you automatically lol.

>>46083
The women of the whole world, which looks complacently upon the wholesale massacre of men after the battle, is convulsed by horror at the desecration of the female body.

>>46131
I found the perfect DL "straight" married guy who will fix you with his big straight cock, he lives in Brazil and is willing to move to your location. Give me your contact so I can put you and your therapist together

What do you mean by okay? There are plenty of rape video games that exist, they're just porn games because who gives a shit if you can't actually see the deed lol

It's simple to self-justify killing a nameless enemy if they're trying to kill you first. There isn't a similar equivalence for rape; if they're trying to rape you, you'd probably feel better about just killing them instead of trying to rape them before they can rape you. Rape is more personal and more explicitly about domination, and it's harder for players to feel justified in doing it. Violence is ubiquitous in games because it's easy to design, even if an ambitious designer could add in many other options like dialogue, intimidation, stealth, or a low-level henchman calculating whether it's wise to try and fight the murderhobo that killed all their colleagues. Some games do let you murder people who aren't a threat to you, but that's rarely presented as a good thing. And they don't dwell on the NPC's mortal terror and death unless it's a story beat because the reward is usually concrete within the game like experience or some other progression rather than sadism on the player's part.

>>46083
Rape isn't very versatile. You can't rape 100 people in a single minute using a machine gun or automate rape using a wall of flamethrower turrets. You can't lead a rape band of guys in a medieval europe analogue that keeps raping increasingly strong groups of people and gets resources off their, uh, out of action bodies.
A game about rape could maybe be fun but that would require real innovation and effort from the creator, and it sure won't allow for a hundred different game genres to flourish. That, and most people actually don't like rape. It's not cool, no reason to do it. But people love killing their enemies.
People like >>46085 kinda make sense if you forget that we live in a time when no one gives a single fuck about what treating anything with respect means and the aforementioned nerds can and do just make the games themselves regardless of what woke snowflakes think.

I am considering making a schizo/joke mod where Fred Trump, leader of the KKK, leads a coup d'état against the American government in the mid 1930s. Is this something people might find interesting?
It will actually be for DH but there's no thread for that game.

Don't think you can have political changes in game in DH, no focus tree and all the other politics-fluff

>>46362
You absolutely can, though I'm still debating if the coup should occur before game start.

TFR AAR: Between Baltic and Paciic

It is 2040, once formely friends, now they fight for scraps of the world, ravaged by constant climatic crisis, and fighting on the scrapyards of the former world order, led by america, europe and japan.
China and Russia effortlessly dominate the world, creating a new multipolar world, but each power still have different plans for the world, and their relations have broken down

In europe, russia would finally rampage, through also extensive support and aid to iran facing a invasion, and they would repel sucessfully NATO, and counterattack then, marking the downfall of their plans for middle east domination and subsequent defeat at the european continent, europe is ruled, by a new order so, led by liberal conservative's benevolent rule of alexei navalny, and multiple european countries make part of the "refounded EU", known as european economic community, led by russia, the subsequent defeat of france would mark the culmination of the second algerian war and the sahel indepedence war, which france briefly occupied algeria and north africa, but would be violently drawn from there, as their opressors does not have a country and neither can afford occupying africa, the comprador government would manage to seize burkina faso, facing a protracted war there

On the east, china has stood triumphant on americas and europe, and china is tasked by helping the reconstruction of socialism in north and south americas and rebuilding the ruins of south east asia and japan.
Cuba, once starved by the embargo and crisis, would be the shining sea of carribean, being the country with the best standard of life, and cuba would be shaped by chinese eletric cars, and rail infraesctuture, chinese cranes, tractors and concrete slowly build and shape north american territories, and chinese trains and rails slowly shape transit routes on the US.

Both baltic and pacific powers, diametrically opposed, a struggle between communism and liberalism shall face

(i wish i could post on reddit but i absolutely despise reddit and wont ever return to a account)

>>46302

my entire team couldn't leave the spawn because of it.

>>46305

i don't think i even saw a single Zarya

keep in mind this was like earliest Steam release

>>45885
Zenyatta dealt a lot of damge, but he absolutely needed to headshot you to hold an entire team back like wtf?
Also there always was a counter to that strat, you pick reinhart lol (or genji counter and two shot him if he just spams spawn with no rest if you feel it's tooooo braindead)
Now tanks are overpowered on purpose since there is only one (or maybe they changed back yo 6v6? I don't fucking know)

I hate the Far Cry series, but Far Cry 2 is my favorite FPS by far.
It's a slow and brutal open-world immersive sim that requires both planning and improvisation. There's so many ways in which you can approach anything in this game, but if you just mindlessly rush head-first into problems the game will hit you back hard. The game is actually very minimalist in the sense that there's no bloat or interruptions or restrictions, it's just you and the world's systems. All the game does is it gives you some generic objective and then leaves you to your own devices. The real challenge is the world itself.
It's a completely different game from the rest of the series and should be released under a different name. I wish it had become its own series separate from the FC3+ power fantasy / mini-game / crafting slop that treats its players like they're idiots.
Also, the game looks very beautiful despite being almost 20 years old, the way sun rays shine through trees, the way shadows are crushed and lifted when the sun is low, the way it gets foggy in the morning. It's all very well optimized and runs smoothly on Linux (via Wine) on my potato laptop. And I actually prefer the original unsaturated warm look to the modded garish/cartoonish colors that clash with each other too much and take attention away from the beautiful light in this game. (If anyone decides to play with the usually recommended realism+redux mod, there's an "original colors" version of that mod on moddb.)

ultrakill

The story and voice acting is extremely cringe. Good gameplay thoughbeit.

>>46337
Whats wrong with the story?

>>46337
what's wrong with the voice acting?

>>46339
>>46341
Every SL is a caricature and we even have awful fourth-wall-breaking culture war "jokes" like pic related. Pirate voice lines are way too tryhard. Hayflick sounds like a junior intern fresh out of school rather than a military adjutant. Just a really shoddy plot and voice acting and writing all around but that's to be expected for this genre since it's not like XCOM did any better.

>>46344

pirates being cringe is nice because it makes me hate them.

rarely cringe at any other voicelines tho.

I only go on imageboards(bad)
>>45661
and I only watch youtubers who I already know pre-AI(good)
It's the sloppiest of gamer tubers who adopted AI shit

>>45661
It's just really sad to me since this series had such a nice community back in the day. They were out here doing like 3D animations before PSO came out, actual fanart (pic related), fanfiction, it all looks so much more human than what it is now.
Like I can't in good will look at some douchebags praising some AI slop bullshit recreation of the PS2 title screen, which actively takes away from the original art (because AI prompts are specifically coded to draw women a certain way), as anything other than sheer irony.
They literally exemplify everything the original game warned us about, but they can't see that because they literally don't value old games, they only like them BECAUSE they're old. If they came out today they'd probably never even glance at them.

>>45661
Maybe because it's all hot garbage
Battletoads? Cucked platform beatemup where the floor itself is a texture or hit box when it feels like it.

Fire Emblem? Convoluted gooner slop and the gooning is behind seven proxies of requirements anyway.

FF Legends/SaGa? Nonsensical resource management and non coherent threat levels proportional to level or assumed level. (But still turn based because easier coding)

Earthbound? Take the worst elements of FF Legends and now make it insufferable. Reddit of course praises it.

If you like any of this shit you should be dragged out of your home by ice and beaten

I don't wanna hear your excuses either. You're supposedly a communist and hear your are doing monkey tricks for the bourgeois who couldn't even bother to program a decent game and still expected to make money off it because millenials were even more retarded than zoomers.

>Is it fun and whimsical?
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>>45896
>retro games le bad
What about
>STGs
>Arcade fighters
>Adventure games
>CRPGs
>RPG platformers
>2D Metroid
>2D Sonic
>Pokemon ROM hacks
>Katamari
though?

>>45898
peaksauce

>>46225

but birdo also lays eggs!

>>46222
>Yoshi is male but lays eggs??
Another Epstein reference btw

>>46227
what was his reply

>>46227
It's like 911 All over again.

>>46259
he doesn't reply in the full video