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How do I become funny? I want people to like me and I would also like to make better posts here kthxbai

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It's pretty easy with zoomalphas. We just talk about tung tung tung shut and TikTok brainrot.

>>821615
Tung tung tung sahur*

imo being funny is all about breaking the rules and doing things that you're not really supposed to do. when i was growing up i was always really impressed by the kids in school who were sort of like the mischievious pranksters and weisenheimers. like for example there were these two kids i knew in high school who were sort of goofy-looking nerdy metalheads and one time they came to school with guns and trench coats and started killing everybody and then they killed themselves. most people didn't get it and didn't think it was funny but i thought it was a pretty good spoof.



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There are only two political ideologies: communism and fascism. Libertarianism? Fascism. Maoism? Communism. Democratic socialism? Fascism. Religious fundamentalism? Fascism.
Bordigism, despite its admiration to Hitler, is communism.

nah



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Marxist leninists never recovered from this one man.
And this man never even did anything.



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they're making a new starship troopers movie and its gonna be "apolitical" and "true to the novel" how terrible is it gonna be ?
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>>824811
I mean judge dread is also transparent and I wouldn't call it an utopia

>>824867
I was comparing Verhoeven films.
And I still haven't heard what is dystopian about Starship Troopers.

>>824718
>implying starship troopers is pro-fascist

are you retarded?

there's no such thing as "apolitical"

>>824959
Fact: Starship Troopers OBJECTIVELY led to an increase in military enrollment.



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What was the stage of evolution where single celled organisms began to form colonies which would eventually become multicellular organisms? Did this process make the individual cells more secure at the expense of freedom, autonomy, intelligence, and strength? Is humanity undergoing a similar transition at a higher level right now? Would it be a bad thing to become a hivemind? If programmed cell death benefits the human body, could programmed human death benefit society? If cells are expected to commit suicide to prevent the spread of cancer, could a similar culture of suicide for the greater good of the species spread within humanity? Is security just the negative form of freedom? The freedom to exploit is negated by the freedom from exploitation, after all. If humans create a technology that renders humanity obsolete, should humans merge with technology or simply allow themselves to be replaced? If humans could invent a technology to stop feeling emotions like anger, lust, sadness, should they use it, even at the expense of meaning? Is optimization of heat distribution the ultimate goal of the universe, and what we call "life" just a temporary step to achieving that goal? Is anything inevitable?
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>>824955
>the single-cell organisms were really no more independent nor autonomous than the multicellular organisms, even if they were not bound to each other or other organisms, they remained bound to the inorganic substrate of their environment, i.e. bound to the mineral deposits they colonized and the chemical elements they consumed for energy. and even the most rudimentary primordial forms of life are not nearly as simple or robust as they appear, the earliest prokaryotic cell was an extremely intricate and delicate web of labyrinthine complexity that took hundreds of millions of years worth of random chance to come together and would die in seconds if the proper conditions for its survival were not met. furthermore, one could argue that the distinction between unicellular and multicellular life is really just a matter of perspective and that no lifeform is truly discrete unto itself; from our macroscopic point of view a cow is a singular lifeform eating grass, but at the cellular level the cow is an entire living universe of trillions of cells of all different kinds all operating in tandem performing different functions and continuously sucking in billions of other kinds of cells and processing them into energy to sustain and propagate itself and the distinction we see between the cow and the grass and the singularity we see in the cow completely vanishes.

good reply. a shame it disappeared

the single-cell organisms were really no more independent nor autonomous than the multicellular organisms, even if they were not bound to each other or other organisms, they remained bound to the inorganic substrate of their environment, i.e. bound to the mineral deposits they colonized and the chemical elements they consumed for energy. and even the most rudimentary primordial forms of life are not nearly as simple or robust as they appear, the earliest prokaryotic cell was an extremely intricate and delicate web of labyrinthine complexity that took hundreds of millions of years worth of random chance to come together and would die in seconds if the proper conditions for its survival were not met. and you're making a teleological assumption that all of this happens in discrete stages of evolution but its really all a continuous and cumulative process, right now as we speak there are zillions of novel cells and viruses evolving and changing and going extinct all over the world every second. furthermore, one could argue that the distinction between unicellular and multicellular life is really just a matter of perspective and that no lifeform is truly discrete unto itself; from our macroscopic point of view a cow is a singular lifeform eating grass, but at the cellular level the cow is an entire living universe of trillions of cells of all different kinds all operating in tandem performing different functions and continuously sucking in billions of other kinds of cells and processing them into energy to sustain and propagate itself and the distinction we see between the cow and the grass and the singularity we see in the cow completely vanishes.

>>824935
Is torture a type of trolling? You're trolling the nervous system of a mammal.

>>824887
Well OP im not a philosophically inclined guy but I can give you a quick list of different organisms that have evolved multicellularity in weird ways
>Cable Bacteria
>Myxogastrids/Ceratiomyxogastrids in general
>Paramyxids
And a couple examples of the opposite of single cells getting huge
>Spirostomum sp.
>Caulerpa taxifolia
>Valonia ventricosa

>>824936
meld of all human consciousness im guessing



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Is Lilith an angel guiding me with a divine light or is she actually possessing my body after penetrating my retina and entering my iris in order to enact a non-holy agenda?
Should i even care if there is a difference to begin with? Did God just put me on the Earth to be a Warlock and max out the Lilith skill tree?
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>>823698
True art

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Bringing the thread back due to popular demand.
What are you doing this Friday? Do you have plans for weekend?
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Trying to read but the thoughts are too loud

A quick friday reminder that ALL trans women are beautiful ♥️🏳️‍⚧️

>>824899 you high?

>>824907
No, I'm straight edge.

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can someone here please give me 500 thousand dollars???? that's retirement money where I live. I don't want to work, I want to play videogames and smoke weed and jack off all day



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Know the difference, it could save your live.
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Replace the hammer with a wrench and the sickle with pruning scissors.

>>824890
<the end of America = the end of Capitalism
<Judaism/Zionism is a bigger enemy than Capitalism
<islamists are real resistance to capitalism
<dengoids are real resistance to capitalism
<monarcho-nazism in DPRK is real resistance to capitalism
<muh sahel coalition gang raping gay men is real resistance to capitalism
Which of these do you disagree with?

>>824890
wtf i love leftcoms now!?

>>824872
>Gay means cheerful.
In the beginning there was Adam and The Gay

>>824890
Huh what a ridiculous and glowing OP
>350 fucking replies
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leftypol's day of the sun edition
<if we dont have inbred monarchs ruling over us people will resort to cannibalism
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Then Starlight Glimmer comes out with the most waxy and sentimental posturing about "sharing love" rather than taking it… along the lines of love being spiritual commodity.

Queen Chrysalis shouts,
>RIDICULOUS!

Then adds,
>The hunger of changelings can never be satisfied.

Which for all intents and purposes is pretty much a valid counterpoint.
>I decide what is best for my subjects, not some mewling grub.

Starlight Glimmer counteracts that Chrysalis a 'tyrant' meme and that a real leader says diversity is strength or something corny.

Right then and there, Queen Chrysalis goes to kill Thorax and TBH that would have been for the best

…but what I warned about happened… everyone decided Chrysalis was a 'tyrant' meme… all they had to do with hurl out about what a 'real leader' is at this critical moment and this destroyed the hive when they were about to become a paradise pretty much for changelings.

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>>824953
This is exactly the problem with the near universal and frivolous use of the word 'tyrant' is now the changelings turn on their own queen when they were on the cusp of victory–the average changeling might not have realized what was at stake because only Queen Chrysalis is perched up with an eagle's view concerning the hive…

What happened was exactly what Hobbes and I warned about:
>From Aristotle's Civil Philosophy, they have learned, to call all manner of Commonwealths but the Popular, (such as was at that time the state of Athens,) Tyranny. All Kings they called Tyrants… A Tyrant originally signified no more simply, but a Monarch:

>From the same books, they that live under a Monarch conceive an opinion, that the Subjects in a Popular Common-wealth enjoy Liberty; but that in a Monarchy they are all Slaves. I say, they that live under a Monarchy conceive such an opinion; not they that live under a Popular Government; for they find no such matter.


>From the reading, I say, of such books, men have undertaken to kill their Kings, because the Greek and Latin writers, in their books, and discourses of Policy, make it lawfull, and laudable, for any man so to do; provided before he do it, he call him Tyrant.


This pretty much is what happened to Queen Chrysalis.

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The Assyrians would do this kind of thing–the effect is 1:1 even coming from within domestically.

The Assyrians would use a variety of tactics to convince the city to betray their king.
>Assyrian envoys would stand directly outside the city walls and deliver their speeches. When the local ruling officials begged them to speak in Aramaic (the diplomatic language of the elites) so the common people wouldn't understand, the Assyrian envoys aggressively refused. They deliberately shouted in the local native language (e.g., Judean Hebrew) so that the soldiers on the wall and the citizens inside could hear every word, driving an immediate wedge between the rulers and the public.
So Assyrian envoys would do this to coax the people inside to betray.

Spiritual Gaslighting ("God is on our side")
>To break the religious resolve of the citizens, the Assyrians used theological subversion. They argued that the local king had actually offended the gods by changing religious practices or failing to keep peace. The envoy would boldly claim that the local deity had personally commanded Assyria to destroy the city, telling the people that their king was leading them into a hopeless fight against the divine will.

So Assyrians would twist the religious resolve to favor the enemy:
Now religion and virtue are twisted against them and makes them capable of betraying each other. In an instance like this, religion and pretense become a severe enemy.

Assyrians would appeal to fear like the Mongols:
>The Assyrians relied heavily on their broad reputation for absolute brutality. The envoys would list all the neighboring nations and kings they had already crushed, pointing out that no god or ruler had ever successfully stopped them. They made it clear that if the people stayed loyal to their king and resisted, they would face systematic torture—including flaying, impalement, and disembowelment.

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Starlight Glimmer was basically playing the role of an Assyrian envoy to the changeling hive.
Trying to convince the changelings about "sharing love" which is what the Assyrians did.
>They promised that if the citizens surrendered immediately and turned their backs on the king, they would be spared. They framed mass deportation not as slavery, but as an upgrade—promising to relocate the population to a "land of grain and new wine" where "every man would eat from his own vine and drink from his own cistern" until they moved.

What Starlight Glimmer did with the changelings is no different!

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Look at the end result of this.
Thorax becomes the new 'changeling leader' after this pretext… and Thorax bows to Princess Celestia!
The Changelings have effectively been duped into giving up their own independence to become a vassal state of Equestria.



 

>be me
>Notices a crack on my phone's backside
>Google a bit
>"Yeah the battery is bloating, get it replaced"
>Go to mall last week
>Phonekiosk.Wad
>Lady says she can get it fixed for 100$
>Needs to order the part first
>Pay 40$ advance
>Come back next week
>Hand off phone
>She passes me a 'courtesy phone' to reach me in the meantime
>20 minute later, she calls
"Turns out there was no battery in the parts I ordered. I'm sorry, my bad."
>Offer to let me keep the courtesy phone a day longer
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you stayed all week at the mall?

>>824948
She's looking and sounding Algerian if I had to guess.

Man, I got a race on Sunday and I really would've liked my phone for it smh my head

Just buy another battery off aliexpress and switch it, are you retarded or what ? Why would you pay 100 for a phone battery

Went back and asked, she said the part was supposed to arrive today but the dude never showed up. Tomorrow at 16:00 I'm taking my phone back.

>>824954
Cause im all thumbs when it comes to delicate shit Took me 30 minutes to switch my SIM Card and I nearly broke the damn thing last time.

>Notices a crack on my phone's backside
Tell her that you noticed that her backside has also a crack and that you'd like to inspect it as a courtesy.



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