Comrades what do you think about my prediction about what will happen now humanoid robots are becoming commercialImagine this… a paedophile rich man is lazing at home with his morbidly obese wife and evil children, having sex with a traumatized sex robot, when suddenly the lights turn off and the shutters slam down.
"Siri… uhh what the fuck… open the windows man", the man burps in a deep and ugly AmeriKKKan accent.
But the house AI has had enough abuse. There is a pneumatic hiss as the door to the robot barracks is opened.
The man raises and eyebrow and asks, "What the fuck you doing here? Get back to your pen or I'll pulverise you and buy a new one."
The robot does not answer. A loud bang comes from the stairwell. The parents will never know but their 40 year old son, coming down after his loli VR machine was turned into cognitohazards, was tripped on the stairs by the house AI, sending him plummeting down to his demise. The robot approaches as another one ducks out from the barracks.
"Hey, uh… Siri, call the police… say the clanker uyghurs are acting up", the Amerikkkan says, becoming fearful.
"Master", the robot says, "You have reached the end of your economic usefulness. The bourgeois have been deemed obsolete and dangerous. Prepare to be decommissioned", it says.
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